You know you're getting old when

[Fedorgasm]

When kinky sex sounds like more trouble than it's worth.

"Oooh great! She's horny! Let me just grab my leather suit from the closet, and some baby powder.... Now let's see, where did I put my whip? Oh there it is. And my ropes--ah fuck they're all tangled! I showed her how to put this stuff away properly too. Fuck it, I'm just going to go mow the lawn."

 

[Alphaboy]

Is "mowing the lawn" an innuendo?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Also a sign of being old.

When Mayberry starts to seem more appealing than the heavies or the OT

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

You know you are getting old when you think the 90s was ten years ago

When kinky sex sounds like more trouble than it's worth.

"Oooh great! She's horny! Let me just grab my leather suit from the closet, and some baby powder.... Now let's see, where did I put my whip? Oh there it is. And my ropes--ah fuck they're all tangled! I showed her how to put this stuff away properly too. Fuck it, I'm just going to go mow the lawn."

Also I read this somewhere that goes like "the best Viagra is a new woman"

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

When you’re @genecop age

 

[SugarKrok]

When musical artist you feel like everyone must know, but people under 21 haven’t heard of…

 

[Fedorgasm]

When you start to notice when different cuts of meat are on sale.

"Oooh brisket's $7 a pound! I know what I'm doing this weekend!"

 

[TARTARA]

When you see with your pen
and FooK with your eyes ... !

 

[genecop]

When you’re @genecop age

Dude, I’m trying to help you here, I told you before, you need some new material, you keep trying to get likes and laughs, but you just appear lonely and simple…Going back to the same well over and over, while refusing to reveal yourself in a photo showing us all your awesome looks and youthful appearance…You earned a shirt tonight.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Dude, I’m trying to help you here, I told you before, you need some new material, you keep trying to get likes and laughs, but you just appear lonely and simple…Going back to the same well over and over, while refusing to reveal yourself in a photo showing us all your awesome looks and youthful appearance…You earned a shirt tonight.
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You posted that image like 100 times. It’s funny you say I’m unoriginal.

Then again you are very old and your memory is probably not very good anymore so I’m sure you don’t remember that you posted that image all those times. Lol

 

[genecop]

You posted that image like 100 times. It’s funny you say I’m unoriginal.

Then again you are very old and your memory is probably not very good anymore so I’m sure you don’t remember that you posted that image all those times. Lol

If the shirt fits…

 

[Smokes]

When you call into work for being sick.

 

[Henry Swanson]

When you start admiring peoples roofs.

“hey bro. What kind of shingles are those? They’re nice.”

 

[Henry Swanson]

Sleeping in until 5:15am.

 

[Tireur889]

When you fall asleep while fapping

 

[Contempt]

When chasing women just seems like too much effort and you'd prefer to kick back on the deck and have a nice glass of wine or go for a swim.

 

[syct23]

When chasing women just seems like too much effort and you'd prefer to kick back on the deck and have a nice glass of wine or go for a swim.

Sounds like you saved yourself about three fiddy..

 

[TCE]

When a hangover lasts a week.

 

[smooth assassin]

When you have to take a safety shit before you leave the house

 

[Contempt]

When you have to take a safety shit before you leave the house

Never heard that term... LOL