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What changes for you?

Loch ness monster exists. You buy a ticket to Scotland, go there and it floats around on the surface mingling with locals. All you had to do was go there. Big foot is walking around yellow stone with his whole family. Dragons are confirmed historically accurate but died out with the Dinosaurs. The Aztecs worshipped advanced aliens and never surrendered because they thought a white dude looked super cool.

To put it another way, how did the discovery of the giant squid change your life and why would anyone bother covering these things up?
 
Then I'll start believing things like bigfoot isn't real, and the loch Ness monster is a government psyop job.
The Aztecs worshipped advanced aliens and never surrendered because they thought a white dude looked super cool.
That would be interesting. North America may very well have a different history and may even remain under native control
 
To be honest if all were discovered, part of the charm would be lost as they would be just "animals" like any other

Crypto zoology gimmick to be catchy is the boredom of real world where almost everything has been discovered already
 
To be honest if all were discovered, part of the charm would be lost as they would be just "animals" like any other

Crypto zoology gimmick to be catchy is the boredom of real world where almost everything has been discovered already
I'm not on the bigfoot bandwagon but they just discovered 823 new species last year alone.
 
Came in looking for cool white dudes…

*Leaves Disappointed
 
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I'm not on the bigfoot bandwagon but they just discovered 823 new species last year alone.

Sure, but -as reterd it sounds- are usually small, "uncool" animals

Cryptozoology charm is try to sell you good old vibes of when world was still big mysterious place with monsters on the maps and people would listen amazing bullshit stories from sailors and explorers lol

Closest to that vibes in real life i can remember was when there was stories of a giant kinda strange look asian elephant in Nepal in early 2000s... wich end up being true (even if no new specie, just a "freak"), beast was estimated to be almost 350cm/8000kg wich is ridicolous huge for an asian one (and probably even in africa very few if any would match that record size)

But if we don't count discoveries on extinct stuff, news cool like that about animals still alive are super rare
 
I like the world to have mystery. But there is no Lochness Monster or Bigfoot. These are all just distractions from what really is here---Aliens.
 
I can't vouch for the list you gave, but I already live in a world where the most important things in life have not been undiscovered by science because scientific investigation is in its infancy and is nowhere near refined enough or advanced enough to detect the most important things.

I'm not sure how to describe how it has changed things for me to know this. I remain as interested in scientific advancement as any lay person is and value it deeply. But I also know that the most important things in life are totally missed by our culture and by our civilization and that we have everything upside down because of it and that gives me a certain detachment and freedom from associating myself with the way the world thinks.

Knowing certain things exist and can't be proven and hearing recent arguments as to why those things can't possibly exist because they haven't been proven has also given me a deep skepticism of not logic and reason, but just the way that human beings use logic and reason.
 
There are creatures existing today that are way cooler than Bigfoot. It's just some shit for conspiracy theorists to think about. At the end of the day it's just a fantasy ape for weirdos to think about, if it existed it wouldn't change anything.
 
To be honest if all were discovered, part of the charm would be lost as they would be just "animals" like any other

Crypto zoology gimmick to be catchy is the boredom of real world where almost everything has been discovered already
Which isn’t true at all. We discover new species every day and the oceans are still mostly undiscovered.

It’s just too much of work for boring fucks who can hardly count to ten to put in the effort and actually learn about new and interesting stuff.

It’s not boredom, it’s laziness and the desire to complain and feel a victim.

In short more like a narcissistic projection.
 
Which isn’t true at all. We discover new species every day and the oceans are still mostly undiscovered.
It’s just too much of work for boring fucks who can hardly count to ten to put in the effort and actually learn about new and interesting stuff.

It’s not boredom, it’s laziness and the desire to complain and feel a victim.

In short more like a narcissistic projection.


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Being completely honest as i said i believe most people fascinated by cryptozoology (like me) are'nt necessary scientist wannabes but people fascinated by the idea world still have awesome mysteries to reveal (while not believing it much wich make it bitter thing lol) like was for people centuries ago

Discover a new small frog subspecies in the amazons is awesome for science and that tiny % of legit zoology enthusiasts, but does'nt satisfy much that childish romanticism that push most of us search shit on google

That's why 90% of the stuff internet people look for is stuff like Nessie, bigfoot/yeti, mokele-mbembe, megalodon and shit like that

Sorry if that seems to somehow trigger you lol

Oceans have similar "problem", sure all is possible untill we covered that 100%, but so far feels more likely we will find smaller creatures unable to touch that childish curiosity
 
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Being completely honest as i said i believe most people fascinated by cryptozoology (like me) are'nt necessary scientist wannabes but people fascinated by the idea world still have awesome mysteries to reveal (while not believing it much wich make it bitter thing lol) like was for people centuries ago

Discover a new small frog subspecies in the amazons is awesome for science and that tiny % of legit zoology enthusiasts, but does'nt satisfy much that childish romanticism that push most of us search shit on google

That's why 90% of the stuff internet people look for is stuff like Nessie, bigfoot/yeti, mokele-mbembe, megalodon and shit like that

Sorry if that seems to somehow trigger you lol

Oceans have similar "problem", sure all is possible untill we covered that 100%, but so far feels more likely we will find smaller creatures unable to touch that childish curiosity
It doesn't trigger me at all and I'm glad you could keep that childlike curiositiy and desire for magic and wonders. But I believe it's not the primary general case but in most only a smart fraction, if even.

Just look at those nutjob guys claiming they saw UFOs, Nessie, obsessed while there is no rational explanation at ALL but claiming that THEY saw it, THEY know this and that is a lie to hide the truth. I'm talking about those people, not some Jules Verne romantics.

Now fight me in real life!
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I seen 2 lepracauns fighting outside a liquor stor on st patricks day
 
It doesn't trigger me at all and I'm glad you could keep that childlike curiositiy and desire for magic and wonders. But I believe it's not the primary general case but in most only a smart fraction, if even.

Just look at those nutjob guys claiming they saw UFOs, Nessie, obsessed while there is no rational explanation at ALL but claiming that THEY saw it, THEY know this and that is a lie to hide the truth. I'm talking about those people, not some Jules Verne romantics.

Now fight me in real life!
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Tbh i don't have that naiveness, i just get curious while seems there may be good story with potential of end up true

Like don't believe in nessie teh dinosaur, i find extremely unlikely bigfoot is walking somewhere in north america, really doubt a megalodon large as 2 trucks is killing shit left and right without us notice him

Ironically one of YT channel i like most is this italian guy (Lorenzo Rossi) who's maximum cryptozoology figure in Italy and in most of his vids he would explain why this is false, that's unlikely, that's debunked made up bullshit etc

Essentially he's the face of cryptozoology here and at same time the first to call bullshit rather than play ambiguous to keep naive audience hooked in fantasy shit and get views and clicks, because following a logic i agree with he believe is important for cryptozoology to get rid of that kind of farce gimmicks to be recognized as legit niche of science

I like read stuff in that sweet rare spot in the middle between the two extremes, i'm not interested on see YT vid claiming extreme bullshit monster is real as much as i'm totally indifferent to learn actual real 23th subspecie of small frog has been discovered today in Brazil

Raja Gaj elephant story was cool, because started with some credible base and ended up being real on most part (ridicolous size and bizzarre look), even if DNA test debunked most fantasy theories about it being a new species that link with prehistoric mammoth/elephants

Bili apes was another good one at least as premise, even if ended up being mostly debunked... not only DNA said were just chimps but also most stories about them being "special" ended up being just stories
But again premise was (or at least looked like could) hit that "realistic but still interesting" kind of stories

Hogzilla one was funny too as while having all the traits of the bullshit story they had way to get hands on it since was already killed when the story became famous, so was'nt much tourism scam urban legend

Gustave the croc reached legendary status yet we know exist(ed), given the premise was surely just an exceptionally large/badass normal croc with no much different specie mystery behind it

But middle road stuff like that is rare because most of times we are told either about obvious clickbait fantasy bs oron other extreme about very realistic but "small" stuff that fail at catch interest lol

That's if we stick to stuff currently alive, extinct animals still have lot of cool stories to tell imho
Take the recent discovery of palaeoloxodon namadicus for example, shit is super badass to imagine
Got to accept lame ass hornless rhino was #1 of SHW mammals for whole childhood, now we discover real life LotR giant elephant was a thing and would whoop his ass lol

Justice restored, thanks science.
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