You wake up...

[PubliusVentidius]

and you are an east asian middle aged man! what do you do?

 

[mb23100]

Get used to paying for sex

 

[Verace]

get rid of my morning wood

 

[Undying Poster]

Grope underaged girls on the subway, of course

 

[hiphopnazi]

Attempt to reserve the Honda out the garage without crashing.

 

[franquito]

Hit the streetz, deal some dope, and complain about whitey keepin me down

 

[El_Dyablo619]

Tell my son I am dissapointed for not getting strait A's, and not becoming a doctor at 15

 

[smithnwssn]

Find Teddy.

 

[Pugilistic]

Eat the neighbor's dog

 

[tmnpothead]

Find the opium

 

[steve38]

Have one of my SE Asian slaves prepare me some noodles, then head out for an important business meeting....

 

[ShinkanPo]

and you are an east asian middle aged man! what do you do?

Hahahaha may I know what part of east asia? North or South?

Lets say North..

I will probably try to learn math again and see my eye doctor if I need new glasses.



I will also make Shinkan Po my legal name if that happens

 

[Zeroinnes]

Look on Google to learn what an East Asian middle aged man should eat for breakfast.

 

[Bloody Pulp]

Watch Super Terrific Happy Hour then get crackin on some more iPhones i suppose.

 

[Kneepocalypse]

Hood rat shit with my friendz

 

[Cardio]

Chuck my can of deodorant in the garbage. Put on my sandals and ride my tuck tuck to Auntis house. Molest my cousin. Go online and fall in love a few minutes later. Trick an underaged Eastern European girl into sending me nudes while eating rice. Send the nudes to half of my country while getting bit by a snake.

 

[original doom]

Get used to gripping a small cock.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Go to park for morning Tai Chi.

 

[scorpipede]

Get used to paying for sex

Out of the park!

 

[scorpipede]

Chuck my can of deodorant in the garbage. Put on my sandals and ride my tuck tuck to Auntis house. Molest my cousin. Go online and fall in love a few minutes later. Trick an underaged Eastern European girl into sending me nudes while eating rice. Send the nudes to half of my country while getting bit by a snake.