Your realistic Bucket list.

[Jack Handy jr]

spend a month or two in vegas gambling and drinking. I will do once my kid leaves the next.

come in my wife's mouth

luckily by 103 my wife will be long dead...en shalah

 

[El Chimpo]

7/10

you'd have to do it without the cage to get a full 10/10 mang. also to go out like a truly rad motherfucker you'd have to chum the waters before hand. And have one of your buds in a cage with a good underwater camera to film the event.

i do want to swim with sharks at some point ...i mean i have before accidentally

there was also that time i jumped off a rope swing into a river and landed on a gator

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Get in shape.

cmong mang. at least say get in shape to go on a hooker banging marathon.

 

[Metusalemi]

cmong mang. at least say get in shape to go on a hooker banging marathon.

I don't need to be in shape to bang whores, you silly goose. I just need money.

Oh, you meant the stamina part. I just got that.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Very good sex one more time

Visit my family one more time

Say sorry for anything bad I have done

Visit Japan

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Go into space
Meet aliens
Bang said aliens

 

[boingyman]

LMAO forgot about Jack Handy Jr. When did he get banned lol...