Curbylicious
Orange Belt
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- Feb 13, 2006
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1. Cell phones
2. People who don't wipe their sweat off the bench they just finished on. Nothing's worse than sliding under a bar and discovering Jimbo Backhair didn't clean his puddle of drippings.
3. Adding another soul to the unracked weight hell.
4. When someone puts their bag, towel, water bottle, CD player/iPod and stack of muscle magazines on a bench and use it as a base to work out everywhere else in the gym.
5. Chicks who get mad when I sneak a peak at their short shorts covered ass. you worse, giving me the right to look. I'm not gonna stare, just a quick glance and I'm back to it.
6. Guys who add an extra 45 to each side of their bar hoping to get that short short wearing girl's attention. Dude, your red face and cerebal palsy posture is certainly something chicks like.
7. I'm a tattoo artist and have a lot of tattoos. I don't mid discussing them, but when I'm under a 500 pound squat, my ass 4 inches from the floor, straining to not blow out my colon, I'm not really feeling too chatty, K.
8. People who don't spot.
9. Anyone I'm not allowed to stab.
10. Stupid people doing unsafe things. The good news is they often get hurt and that makes me happy. I've seen a guy tear both his pecs (trying to max before he was warmed up), sever a toe(dropped a 100# plate on his toes while wearing flipflops), dislocated shoulders (clown was doing pulldown and after getting the weight to his chest, would just release it while holding onto the bar, both shoulders tore free),
11. Little kids in the weight room.
Now, I do, about once every three months do barbell curls in a squat rack. I will do a set with full range of motion, raise the pin and do another set, raise the pin and another set until I'm at about half my ROM, then go down. Luckily for me, no one in my gym but me squats.
2. People who don't wipe their sweat off the bench they just finished on. Nothing's worse than sliding under a bar and discovering Jimbo Backhair didn't clean his puddle of drippings.
3. Adding another soul to the unracked weight hell.
4. When someone puts their bag, towel, water bottle, CD player/iPod and stack of muscle magazines on a bench and use it as a base to work out everywhere else in the gym.
5. Chicks who get mad when I sneak a peak at their short shorts covered ass. you worse, giving me the right to look. I'm not gonna stare, just a quick glance and I'm back to it.
6. Guys who add an extra 45 to each side of their bar hoping to get that short short wearing girl's attention. Dude, your red face and cerebal palsy posture is certainly something chicks like.
7. I'm a tattoo artist and have a lot of tattoos. I don't mid discussing them, but when I'm under a 500 pound squat, my ass 4 inches from the floor, straining to not blow out my colon, I'm not really feeling too chatty, K.
8. People who don't spot.
9. Anyone I'm not allowed to stab.
10. Stupid people doing unsafe things. The good news is they often get hurt and that makes me happy. I've seen a guy tear both his pecs (trying to max before he was warmed up), sever a toe(dropped a 100# plate on his toes while wearing flipflops), dislocated shoulders (clown was doing pulldown and after getting the weight to his chest, would just release it while holding onto the bar, both shoulders tore free),
11. Little kids in the weight room.
Now, I do, about once every three months do barbell curls in a squat rack. I will do a set with full range of motion, raise the pin and do another set, raise the pin and another set until I'm at about half my ROM, then go down. Luckily for me, no one in my gym but me squats.
