You're approached by these women... what do you do?

[Nihongi]

Tell the dude to F off while I get drunk enough to plow the ugly girl

Only correct answer imo

 

[Osculater]

Which One is @Zer?

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Compliment them and treat them with respect because I'm not transphobic and sexist

 

[I am your real dad]

Punch the one on the left and maybe the one on the right as well.

 

[fungi]

As a self-identified pre-op transgender lesbian, I would:



When in doubt, eat ass!!!

Spoiler: ...

OR
I might do this:


I'm an equal opportunity karate lesbian. I may even weigh as much as Sammy at the moment.

 

[fungi]

@JabToucher

What is this weak sauce? Yellow card? WTF?!!

Joe, touch ts with teh jab!!! He deserves it.

 

[sissypunch]

Way above my usual standard. So would smash and be smashed.

 

[fungi]

I absolutely do not speak their language and rudely walk away

Put down your linguist man card right now!

Yeah, and change your login while you're at it.

 

[Motivated BJ Penn]

 

[Ogata]

And they're willing to buy you drinks?

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I would ask them about shoulder exercise selection.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

What is this weak sauce? Yellow card? WTF?!!

Joe, touch ts with teh jab!!! He deserves it.

I don't want to cut myself on his snaggletooth.

 

[fungi]

I don't want to cut myself on his snaggletooth.

Wise words.

Hit him with the banhammer then.

 

[iamronnie]

Tell the dude to F off while I get drunk enough to plow the ugly girl

I can't tell which one is which.

 

[TheNinja]

I had a great conversation with a tranny at a gay bar once. Just a somewhat normal person who seemed nice enough IMO. His/Her boyfriend and my GF at the time were on the dance floor. Neither the tranny nor I wanted to dance or partake of the extracirriculars in the bathrooms.

 

[Simian Raticus]

We'll work it out, I'm gonna need those drinks tho.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Does Joe buy statues and Art that are smaller than him to make him look big?

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Waiting for @Cole train to arrive and tell us he'd do the one on the left for a carton of Lucky Strike and a pair of Fiero fenders

 

[DM1982]

And they're willing to buy you drinks?

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I'd tell your sisters to fuck off

 

[frye666]

I'd hit the one on the left, and play the one on the right to get free drinks.

Then most likely wake up with the one on the right and owe $50 to the one on the left.

 

[Bacco]

Why "women" plural? There's maybe one woman in that pic

Btw i never refuse free drink