You're in the middle of nowhere, showering or toilet paper?

[lowlife]

Can I shit in the shower?

 

[Krixes]

Shower... I now have an endless supply of drinking water as well. I'd find something to help wipe my ass, use the shower to wash it clean.

 

[Estemachine]

For someone who likes camping in isolated places, and where showers are forgotten (unless there's an ocean, or a river) toilet papaer is a necesity.

 

[MiniCraque]

I only shit in the shower, so shower for sure.

Wait wut

 

[Which Doctor]

LOL @ teh filthy fahkin' provincials ITT.

Toilet paper is one step removed from wiping your ass w/ rocks and pine cones.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

If it's a combat zone/military operation, I'd take the toilet paper. However, if you're stranded in a remote area like in the movie Castaway, I'd take unlimited showers.

Wasn’t he surrounded by tropical water? Why would he need a shower?

Marine status confirmed. Thank you for your service,
.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

I can wash my arse in the shower but I cant shower with toilet paper

 

[Beans & Cornbread]

Post a link to the story.

Since he's a Navy Seal, he was most likely referring to a combat zone/special operation. You're not going to shower during these missions until you're back at base camp or jump in a stream/river.

When I was in the Marines, I'd go many days without showering when you're out in the field conducting patrols. I know those MREs (Meals ready to Eat) clog you up pretty good. I'd save up the packs of toilet paper that came with the meal for day you took a massive dump.

If it's a combat zone/military operation, I'd take the toilet paper. However, if you're stranded in a remote area like in the movie Castaway, I'd take unlimited showers.

A pack of wet wipes is like a shower and TP all in one. Fucking great when you're out in the field.

 

[ralphc1]

I was reading an article (which I can't find anymore) about a Navy Seal and he said something like having toilet paper is more important to him than having to take a shower. So I was just wondering what you guys think about that? If you were in a middle of nowhere, what would you rather have? A shower or having toilet paper?

Why would I be in the middle of nowhere?

If there were unlimited showers, who needs toilet paper? Just shower after a shit.

 

[Goonerview]

I sometimes shower after a big shit anyways as a habit. Toilet paper doesn't get rid of all the shit, anyway. Bidets are much more hygienic.

 

[FadeLess]

toilet paper´s only use is to wipe your ass, a shower washes your whole body. Easy pick

 

[Shaungotti]

I think I've become soft in my old age or something. Now I shower most of the time after taking a shit. At the very least I need flushable wet wipes.

So I would choose the shower for sure.

 

[I Am Legion]

Toliet paper. Cant deal with a shitty bumhole.