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You're Stranded On A Deserted Island

Fishing crossbow
Combo axe
Magnesium starter
Backpack with water bladder
Giant tent
100y of thick rope
Multi tool
Plastic tarp
Acoustic guitar with a case and a dozen sets of strings
Sleeping bag
 
No one mentioning a first aid kit w/ medications?

1. First Aid Kit w/ Anti-Biotics and ointments
2. 1000 Feet of Paracord
3. All Purpose Hunting Knife
4. Tool Box w/ Various Tools + Whet Stone
5. Cooking Set
6. Axe
7. First Starter
8. .22 Rifle + Ammo
9. Multiple Sets of Clothing and Foot Wear
10. 30' x 30' Large Tarps
 
No one mentioning a first aid kit w/ medications?

1. First Aid Kit w/ Anti-Biotics and ointments
2. 1000 Feet of Paracord
3. All Purpose Hunting Knife
4. Tool Box w/ Various Tools + Whet Stone
5. Cooking Set
6. Axe
7. First Starter
8. .22 Rifle + Ammo
9. Multiple Sets of Clothing and Foot Wear
10. 30' x 30' Large Tarps

Alright alright, I want some first aid 2...can I just do .22 Rifle + ammo as one thing also? If so I wanna throw in a universal first aid kit...
 
  1. Bow
  2. Arrows
  3. Flint
  4. Cast Iron Skillet
  5. Kabar
  6. Cannabis Buds and Seeds
  7. Fishing line
  8. Clothes
  9. First Aid Kit
  10. A tarp

LOL fixed that for you bro. You don't want to have to wait a few months to grow a crop, plan ahead I say. Take the buds and the seeds. :icon_chee
 
1. my wife
2. dog 1
3. dog 2
4. hunting knife
5. a tarp
6. fishing line
7. shovel (making traps for hunting)
8. flint
9. axe
10. cannabis seeds

(i'm assuming the clothes on your back don't count towards your 10?)

Who needs clothing on a deserted island? It'd probably make it more likely to be rescued.

"What's that naked guy doing out here by himself?"
 
LOL fixed that for you bro. You don't want to have to wait a few months to grow a crop, plan ahead I say. Take the buds and the seeds. :icon_chee

Growing would be my entertainment.
 
- Normal survival stuff, whatever it is.
- A quality hammock.
- Fuel cell and a laptop with good library.


One of those big hand things, so I can slap myself to stop grinning from ear to ear.


Edit: I mean, not true, not true, obviously, I'd miss my family and whatnot... But it's such a lovely dream.

Plus, I'd come back and my posting would be, like, 1000 times better. Wittier. More insightful. Grammatically dazzling. Further on the autism spectrum, but hey, what can you do.
 
1 satellite phone
2 battery
3 battery recharger
4 Bag of charcoal
5 Knife
6 heavy duty sleeping bag
7 waterproof container
8 bag of hulled sunflower seeds
9 gallon of water
10 couple of potatos
 
Methodone
Xanax
Chlonopin
Oxycodone
Nucynta
Hydrocodone
Tramadol
Bottle of Jack
A gun
One bullet
 
20'x20' canvas tarp (2)
flint
machete
a good knife
one gallon water jug
cast iron cooking pot
loose leaf paper (1000ct)
package of ball point pens
SPF 50 sunscreen (At least to get me started. I'm Irish and been working nights for ten years.)
 
- Combo knife
- Combo flint + magnesium block
- .22LR and a few thousand rounds (sounds like a lot, but .22LR rounds are freakin' tiny. You can fit a few thousand in a sock).
- A tent
- Water purification tablets
- Combo shovel + axe
- Lots of rope
- Antibiotics
- Tylenol
- Anti-diarrhea medicine
 
1 satellite phone
2 battery
3 battery recharger
4 Bag of charcoal
5 Knife
6 heavy duty sleeping bag
7 waterproof container
8 bag of hulled sunflower seeds
9 gallon of water
10 couple of potatos

wut...
 
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No tv? No electricity
Have fun
 
Flame thrower
Exercise bike
Magic bullet
Pottery wheel
Avalanche beacon
Fake mustache
Folding chair
Mailbox
Hover craft
Toilet paper
 
1. big knife
2. bow and arrows
3. large flint
4. large tarp
5. 100 ft spool of 550 cord
6. highest quality pair of boots in existence
7. sun glasses
8. sombrero
9. small titanium pot
10. durable back pack
 
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