So I just watched this load of shit on Fri. (Context: I'm neither a Marvel or DC fan, per say. My favorite superhero properties are the Watchmen comic, TDKR comic, TDK trilogy, and the Captain America movies)
1. Goddamn the first half was so boring. The pace was so fast that Batman's first meeting with Aquaman felt so rushed. And do people know that Atlantis exists and just don't care? Or does only Bruce Wayne know?
2. Everything looks so fake. The background, Henry Cavill's muscles, the slow mo, the costumes (except Wonder Woman and Aquaman), etc. It's probably due to the weird lighting, but people in my theater were joking that it looks like a Mortal Kombat cutscene.
3. Steppenwolf sucks. The parademons suck. Generic army with a CGI villain spouting bs about his mother.
4. Amazons' thought process: Gee, this Steppenwolf dude can jump a mile, so let's try to flee on our horses.
5. I'm fine with how Batman was shown to be weak compared to the rest of the JL, but he looked scared and so intimidating for most of the movie. Batman is Batman to spread fear, not be scared himself.
6. Superman/ JL fight was slo mo trash. And CGI Cavill is hilarious to look at, especially when he tries acting evil with a constipation face.
(Cavill's one expression)
7. Who the fuck was that one family in Russia? Are they the only family that exists there?
8. So Supes easily beats the villain. Does that mean the rest of the league (sans Cyborg) are that useless compared to him?
9. Goddamn the Lois Lane scenes were slow
10. Some of the lines were LOL-worthy. Examples:
Lois: How was it? (coming back from death/ dying)
Clark: Itchy
Lois (randomly): You smell good.
Clark: Did I not before?
11. The Flash wasn't funny. He was just weird.
12.
BvS: Most of the world doesn't trust Supes/ hates him
JL: Everyone loved Supes and misses him. Without him, we have crime... which we didn't have before... except we did.
Yeah, I sound like I'm being overly harsh, but it was just boring and generic. I felt similarly about Thor: Ragnorak, but at least that was fun to watch.
I give JL a 4/10.