PWD 583: Roman Brings the Reigns of Apathy Down in Africa

[Batjester]

Call me Two Dicks

 

[sleepwalk]

Neither of them are woodwinds, goddammit!

Burn it dooown!

"And Big Cass, while you were away rehabbing in that big empty house you got left in, your girl was sweating and screaming on top of every ride that Wally World has got to offer! Ahahahaha!"

Best promo we've heard in a month or more.

 

[GoldenAzazel]

You can still call him two dicks, but only because of the massive one on his head.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Just watched the Elias part of Backlash with LTR. His reaction was that No Way Jose needs to take things more seriously if he wants to be a champion.

 

[Batjester]

Big Ass workout routine

9 am: Denny’s Grand Slam x3

Noon: 3 Big Macs, 3 Large Fries and 2 Diet Cokes

3 pm: 2 Dozen Tacos, 7 cinnamon twists and 5 Enchiritos, 3 Baja Blasts

6 pm: 3 Large Bags of Cheetos, 2 boxes of Family Oreos

9pm: 10 push ups and 15 sit ups

Midnight: Sauna (steam to mask the tears of Carmella dumping him)

Switch the 9pm to cake and ice cream and you have Wally's work out routine.

 

[Batjester]

It was a cello, Soc. I took a music class at the community college once so I know what I'm talking about.

 

[MaveDeltzer]

When you here the whip it's big tits and bigger ratings baybay! #WomensRevolution

 

[GoldenAzazel]

Just watched the Elias part of Backlash with LTR. His reaction was that No Way Jose needs to take things more seriously if he wants to be a champion.

Yeah, he should definitely take advice from the guy who's never won a WWE title.

 

[HomerThompson]

Just watched the Elias part of Backlash with LTR. His reaction was that No Way Jose needs to take things more seriously if he wants to be a champion.

 

[Sanshou Kid]

Just watched the Elias part of Backlash with LTR. His reaction was that No Way Jose needs to take things more seriously if he wants to be a champion.

He's not wrong, to be fair.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Yeah, he should definitely take advice from the guy who's never won a WWE title.

I don't know what you're talking about, LTR has a Universal title around his waist and an NXT title in his hands right now.

 

[sleepwalk]

He's not wrong, to be fair.

Led 6,000 people in a conga line and never drew a dime!

 

[J Danger]

Miz should win MitB for how much time he puts into the WWE extracurriculars, his dedication to the product, and his excellent heel work.

Miz is honestly the most well rounded performer on the roster. He checks all the boxes besides being tall so having him carry himself exactly how he carries himself as the IC champion on SD would be money.

 

[Sanshou Kid]

Led 6,000 people in a conga line and never drew a dime!

You know whose conga line-esque gimmick did work though? The Godfather.

Get No Way Jose some hoes, dammit! No Way, Hoes eh?

 

[Sanshou Kid]

Miz winning MitB for how much time he puts into the WWE extracurriculars, his dedication to the product, and his excellent heel work.

Miz is honestly the most well rounded performer on the roster. He checks all the boxes besides being tall so having him carry himself exactly how he carries himself as the IC champion on SD would be money.

I'm amazed he is still on the road, honestly. I thought for sure he was gonna take time off after Mania to be with his wife and kid.

 

[Batjester]

You know whose conga line-esque gimmick did work though? The Godfather.

Get No Way Jose some hoes, dammit! No Way, Hoes eh?

No Way Jose couldn't hold Kama's jock strap.

 

[Batjester]

I'm amazed he is still on the road, honestly. I thought for sure he was gonna take time off after Mania to be with his wife and kid.

Somebody has to make the money.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Miz winning MitB for how much time he puts into the WWE extracurriculars, his dedication to the product, and his excellent heel work.

Miz is honestly the most well rounded performer on the roster. He checks all the boxes besides being tall so having him carry himself exactly how he carries himself as the IC champion on SD would be money.

I ordered the Geddy Lee J-bass.

 

[Batjester]

Game 7 bitches.

 

[Sanshou Kid]

No Way Jose couldn't hold Kama's jock strap.

Christ, would you even want to touch that?

I ordered the Geddy Lee J-bass.

How much was that, if you don't mind me asking? I've got a cheapo Fender Squier J-Bass, personally.