Brag thread

[Robocok]

How lucky am I? I got this text from my gf of the last 2 months. She confirmed that she did indeed mean THAT and was not just kidding. Unfortunately, her friend was too shy but still... I have a gf who's open to letting me do this and feel very blessed to be in this position. Wife material.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Just kidding she's not really from China?

 

[Plutoburn]

Really? If she is already down for this today, later on she wants to bring a dude for a change and demand so cuz she already let you fool around with other girls, bet you'd feel pretty lucky then too.

 

[Estemachine]

Just kidding "she" is not a she?

 

[Robocok]

Really? If she is already down for this today, later on she wants to bring a dude for a change and demand so cuz she already let you fool around with other girls, bet you'd feel pretty lucky then too.

If that happened I could always just move on and date someone else if I decided that I don't like being a cuck.

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

Destroying the sanctity of your relationship is nothing to brag about you heathen

 

[BisexualMMA]

The second you show up...

 

[Robocok]

Destroying the sanctity of your relationship is nothing to brag about you heathen

Solomon had a 1000 wives you prude

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

Solomon had a 1000 wives you prude

Fuck you for making me read Solomons Wikipedia

And his idolatry is what lead to the split of his kingdom during his Sons' reign!

 

[Iroh]

 

[mb23100]

See that hunchbacked guy in the background? He's fucking your "girlfriend" too.

 

[Iroh]

Solomon had a 1000 wives you prude

In that time, his kitchen was one of the seven world wonders.

 

[Sansnom]

Maybe it's a trap. She's testing you to see if you would say yes to something like that.

Or maybe she's serious..

Women are just confusing in general.

 

[Kardashians]

This “girlfriend” types like a bot

 

[Robocok]

Maybe it's a trap. She's testing you to see if you would say yes to something like that.

Or maybe she's serious..

Women are just confusing in general.

I was wondering if it's a trap but I don't think so based onsome conversations we've had. The text about playing with them still came as a shock though. Knowing her, I'm pretty sure she was dead serious and that I'll be banging one of her friends soon.. Time will tell.

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Sounds like a lesbian

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Sounds like a lesbian

And what Sherdogger hasn't been offered threesomes anyway, probably been offered about 6 this week alone by bitches with too pointy elbows.

 

[Phlog]

Fuck you for making me read Solomons Wikipedia

And his idolatry is what lead to the split of his kingdom during his Sons' reign!

 

[sissypunch]

She just wants you to take some video's of her and her new GF scissoring.

 

[JAEGERX]

she's cheating on you and felt guilty so then she pulled this off