Official - The mermaid in Disney's "Little Mermaid" live-action movie will be played by

[YellowBanenoo]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/ente...action-halle-bailey-cast-as-ariel/1642621001/
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They didn't even bother to get someone who looks decent.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I don't mind the casting. I did first misread it as Halley Barry and that made me wince.

 

[Legumes]

I opened this thinking it would be Jaden Smith, so this is better than expected.

 

[YellowBanenoo]

I opened this thinking it would be Jaden Smith, so this is better than expected.

Who said it isn't?

 

[deviake]

1)Are you a grown man?
2)Why do you care?

 

[YellowBanenoo]

1)Are you a grown man?
2)Why do you care?

1) I'm 13

2) Why wouldn't you?

 

[deviake]

1) I'm 13

2) Why wouldn't you?

Shoulda put it in the WR, you'll get more bites that way.

It's less sad if this is purely trolling. Still sad, just less sad

 

[Legumes]

Who said it isn't?

Wrong Smith I think. Jaden is the guy, though he probably refers to himself as non binary gender bender 5000.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Ridiculous. We all know real mermaids are white.

 

[YellowBanenoo]

Shoulda put it in the WR, you'll get more bites that way.

It's less sad if this is purely trolling. Still sad, just less sad

Just because it doesn't interest you, doesn't mean it shouldn't belong here.

To a troll, everything looks like trolling.

how old are you?

 

[YellowBanenoo]

Ridiculous. We all know real mermaids are white.

Fuck white, mermaids are supposed to be hot. That's how they used to drag horny sailors into the ocean.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Cat woman is now a fish woman.

 

[Estemachine]

I don't know why I laughed when reading the thread title.

 

[Morning Star]

Gingers can't seem to catch a break. MJ, Triss, even the Little Mermaid.

Meh, these live action remakes are shit cash grabs anyways.

 

[YellowBanenoo]

Wrong Smith I think. Jaden is the guy, though he probably refers to himself as non binary gender bender 5000.

No homo, but even Jaden with a wig on would look more fuckable than this chick.

 

[Michaelangelo]

they should make the crab mexican

 

[YellowBanenoo]

they should make the crab mexican

That's little racist

 

[El_Dyablo619]

Cat woman is now a fish woman.

So she's a catfish?

 

[Deleted member 220895]

So she's a catfish?
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[davidlemonparty]

Yeh no offence world, but that's an ugly chick