TOOL $%^$ing TOOL

[PRESIDENT TRUMP]

I can't wait for the album to come out, contrary to all the neck beard basement dwellers saying Tool suck.

Lol. It's neck beard basement dwellers that listen tool... You just exposed your lack of sex, and social life..

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Okay I think I get it now.

Maynard is trolling Motley Crue style to see how long he can go without showering while still getting laid by his devoted legion of groupies.

This obsessed Tool fan phenomenon finally makes sense.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Tool sucks

That Fear Innoculum song certainly does. 10,000 Days also kind of sucked. But everything else they have done has been excellent.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I’m going to a listening party at my mates tomorrow night to get stoned and listen to the album, can’t wait!

 

[Devout Pessimist]

I tried to resist....

Maynards just such a pretentious dick sometimes. Does anyone know the name TOOL is meant to bag on the fans who then wear shirts proclaiming theyselves "tools" like your a tool bro.

So,after Maynards crappyover-priced wine,the fact he makes vague statements and then bags on fans for asking about the album release and he even bagged on the Bieber just for being a fan and the fact the new album is selling for $80 I really wanted to hate on the new CD but man is it good.

This is not to mention the horribly annoying side-project Puscifer which attempts to be a 'comedy band' and the 20 years it took TOOL to finally go digital.

Danny Careys drumming is off the hook, Maynards got an amazing voice and the guitar work while simpleish is really cool and w one of the best drummers in metal it fits like a fat girl at a buffet.

I know that feel, bro. Maynard is an arrogant, pretentious prick and most TOOL fans are obnoxious retards, but TOOL is such a great band. I don't think they will ever top Lateralus.

 

[MartinGibson86]

So TS takes offense to everything Tool does and stands for when having to do with their fans...

Yet proudly admits to being a TOOL...


Hmmmmm, okay.

It's a sign of maturity to be able to separate the art from the artist. I love Tool but Maynard really acts like a fucking foghat.

 

[MartinGibson86]

That dudes funny.

 

[fromTheAshes KoSkater]

I know that feel, bro. Maynard is an arrogant, pretentious prick and most TOOL fans are obnoxious retards, but TOOL is such a great band. I don't think they will ever top Lateralus.

It's a sign of maturity to be able to separate the art from the artist. I love Tool but Maynard really acts like a fucking foghat.

 

[Devout Pessimist]

TOOL is just a poor man's rip-off of King Crimson:

 

[cheesus]

People still listen to Tool ?

 

[aldeniro78]

People still listen to Tool ?

People who matter

 

[Prutfis]

Maynard is the very definition of a pretentious prick.

Maynard's pretty cool. Tools enjoyable... I'll buy the album if it's released on vinyl...

Don´t get your hopes up. Still no official 10.000 days release.

How did you already hear it?

Album is leaked on torrent sites etc.

 

[syct23]

It's a sign of maturity to be able to separate the art from the artist. I love Tool but Maynard really acts like a fucking foghat.

I have no idea who you are talking about,

I'm just in for the videos...

 

[Bloody Pulp]

3 songs in. Wasn’t impressed with title track but digging the other tracks so far. Drumming and Bass are ridiculous as always, waiting to hear if Maynard can still scream like in the old days.

 

[Saku'sEar]

I tried to resist....

Maynards just such a pretentious dick sometimes. Does anyone know the name TOOL is meant to bag on the fans who then wear shirts proclaiming theyselves "tools" like your a tool bro.

So,after Maynards crappyover-priced wine,the fact he makes vague statements and then bags on fans for asking about the album release and he even bagged on the Bieber just for being a fan and the fact the new album is selling for $80 I really wanted to hate on the new CD but man is it good.

This is not to mention the horribly annoying side-project Puscifer which attempts to be a 'comedy band' and the 20 years it took TOOL to finally go digital.

Danny Careys drumming is off the hook, Maynards got an amazing voice and the guitar work while simpleish is really cool and w one of the best drummers in metal it fits like a fat girl at a buffet.

I have no idea what your mumbling about..

Edit: crappy rock, im out.

 

[Devout Pessimist]

7empest and Invincible are two of the strongest tracks I have heard from the album on the first listen:

 

[Benjamin Burton]

Pneuma is good too

 

[Nuffnuff]

Only for the drums
Like choc chip trip

Albums average imo and they're taking the piss expecting me to pay 140 bucks australian for a copy when it was on torrent sites two days before the official release.
Slipknot last good album was the first one
Waiting for Gojira now....at least I know they won't disappoint

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Lmfao @ selling an album for this price.

Maynard is a master troll and the legion are lapping it up.

He has been putting out the same shit for years.

 

[fromTheAshes KoSkater]

7empest and Invincible are two of the strongest tracks I have heard from the album on the first listen:

Only for the drums
Like choc chip trip

Albums average imo and they're taking the piss expecting me to pay 140 bucks australian for a copy when it was on torrent sites two days before the official release.
Slipknot last good album was the first one
Waiting for Gojira now....at least I know they won't disappoint

Lmfao @ selling an album for this price.

Maynard is a master troll and the legion are lapping it up.

He has been putting out the same shit for years.