Why don’t more Homes in North America come with a Bidet?

[SugarKrok]

i’ve never Experienced the pleasure of the bidet, but i’ve heard it’s wonderful. Is it harder to rigged them up? Why aren’t they putting toilet paper out of business???

 

[Iroh]

It's the true meaning behind WAP.

 

[Damien Karras]

Try convincing a bunch of rednecks that splashing water on their asshole isn't gay

 

[Zer]

i’ve never Experienced the pleasure of the bidet, but i’ve heard it’s wonderful.

You could try out a travel bidet. They get the job done

 

[Tone C]

Because Americans are waiting for the 3 sea shells.

 

[Damien Karras]

Because Americans are waiting for the 3 sea shells.

Send a maniac to catch a maniac

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I found the bidet quite refreshing while in Japan

 

[Alphaboy]

Clean buttholes?

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

i’ve never Experienced the pleasure of the bidet, but i’ve heard it’s wonderful. Is it harder to rigged them up? Why aren’t they putting toilet paper out of business???

We only have one Joe Bidet in Murica

 

[Oceanmachine]

Because they savages

 

[JbModest]

I found the bidet quite refreshing while in Japan

The first time I tried one in a Japanese department store I couldn't believe my ass. I bought a Toto bidet and installed it in my bathroom.

 

[Bornstarch]

You gotta try one and have it full blast warm water and aim it so it goes inside your butthole to clean everything up in there. When you wipe there's nothing on the toilet paper but warm water.

 

[Rafael MMA]

Because Americans are waiting for the 3 sea shells.

For years I've been wondering how the fuck that works?

 

[Tone C]

For years I've been wondering how the fuck that works?

"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!"

 

[WhiskyJack]

I wouldn't mind trying one. I think you can buy them here.

 

[Ladder Master]

I got one last year after the whole Toilet paper sold out debacle.
They are awesome and I could not believe what I was missing.

I read about the non heated ones being really cold. I didnt think it was that bad at all.

 

[Fluffernutter]

I got one. Certainly helped during the Covid19 induced TP shortages

 

[genecop]

Generally not part of the culture in North America, we like the TP, that being said, I set my wife up with one..she loves it...TOTO

 

[Woldog]

Just get a friend to use a pressure washer (From a safe distance) on your bootyhole after you've dropped off the kids.

 

[Mesos]

One of my dreams if I ever get rich is to buy one of those expensive luxury Japanese Bidets lol. Gabriel Iglesias who is a millionaire comedian said one of the best things he bought when he got money was a good Bidet. Says it changed his life lmaoo