Holiday is screwed.

[Wrath of Foamy]

Eight days off, second in.

Bag packed, we set off by car and stopped at service area.

Everywhere today costs £150-£200 a night, even shitty Travelodge.

Drove up Boxhill. Getting up was stressful, GF didn't want to hike.

GF doesn't want to do anything. I want to go to Europe, not rip off UK, but she needs a Visa and doesn't have one.

GF vetod my idea of going anywhere in the UK, so I put my fist through my Chromebook. Trashed.

No adventure for me. Work, at shit studio flat in dead town, repeat.

Life is shit. Pure shit.

Just an owned cog in the machine. Squeezed out until wasted, then given a gravestone at the end.

Pure fucking AIDS.

 

[NoSmilez]

Where is your GF from? You should just go by yourself. She sounds like a drag

 

[Pliny Pete]

You got a job that pays well enough to go on vacations, a roof over your head and a woman that puts up with your bullshit
Thats a blessed life

 

[Cole train]

Eight days off, second in.

Bag packed, we set off by car and stopped at service area.

Everywhere today costs £150-£200 a night, even shitty Travelodge.

Drove up Boxhill. Getting up was stressful, GF didn't want to hike.

GF doesn't want to do anything. I want to go to Europe, not rip off UK, but she needs a Visa and doesn't have one.

GF vetod my idea of going anywhere in the UK, so I put my fist through my Chromebook. Trashed.

No adventure for me. Work, at shit studio flat in dead town, repeat.

Life is shit. Pure shit.

Just an owned cog in the machine. Squeezed out until wasted, then given a gravestone at the end.

Pure fucking AIDS.

At this stage considering you have made threads about having problems of serious nature with gf before i say same as other people in earlier threads and say leave her

Otherwise one day it might be that your hands have threesome with her head and corner of an oven

 

[tomjones]

At least you can still get it up.

 

[Armbars]

Sounds like you need to go on holiday

 

[Belaya Smert]

Sleep in your car. Shit in the woods.
Relish your freedom before it’s gone.

 

[High Test With da Best]

Trying to get hotels last minute? Why didn't you two plan something ahead of time?

Not tryibg to scold, hope you still enjoy your days off!

 

[Ndubz]

I need pics of girlfriend to make an informed conclusion on this situation ts.

 

[Omegaboy13]

Relax spaz. If you don't like your situation, work to change it.

 

[Sakurabaism]

GF vetod my idea of going anywhere in the UK, so I put my fist through my Chromebook. Trashed.

Take it easy there, WarMachine

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I need pics of girlfriend to make an informed conclusion on this situation ts.

This. Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[M4rk]

Its a shitty place to go, but Blackpool is always a terrible place to visit.

 

[Panty Raider]

Eight days off, second in.

Bag packed, we set off by car and stopped at service area.

Everywhere today costs £150-£200 a night, even shitty Travelodge.

Drove up Boxhill. Getting up was stressful, GF didn't want to hike.

GF doesn't want to do anything. I want to go to Europe, not rip off UK, but she needs a Visa and doesn't have one.

GF vetod my idea of going anywhere in the UK, so I put my fist through my Chromebook. Trashed.

No adventure for me. Work, at shit studio flat in dead town, repeat.

Life is shit. Pure shit.

Just an owned cog in the machine. Squeezed out until wasted, then given a gravestone at the end.

Pure fucking AIDS.

Tell her you either go somewhere or it is buttsex.... she has a strap on right????

 

[SKYNET]

I put my fist through my Chromebook. Trashed.

Treat yourself to a macbook

GF vetod my idea

GF granted veto power? You're a good man, GF owes you a macbook by Christmas or you would do a lot better on your own

 

[Ares Black]

Stay right where you are. Don't worry, a whaaaambulance is on the way!

 

[HARRISON_3]

After punching your Chromebook, did you say “Look what you made me do!!”

 

[liner]

Eight days off, second in.

Bag packed, we set off by car and stopped at service area.

Everywhere today costs £150-£200 a night, even shitty Travelodge.

Drove up Boxhill. Getting up was stressful, GF didn't want to hike.

GF doesn't want to do anything. I want to go to Europe, not rip off UK, but she needs a Visa and doesn't have one.

GF vetod my idea of going anywhere in the UK, so I put my fist through my Chromebook. Trashed.

No adventure for me. Work, at shit studio flat in dead town, repeat.

Life is shit. Pure shit.

Just an owned cog in the machine. Squeezed out until wasted, then given a gravestone at the end.

Pure fucking AIDS.

I read this in the loose cadence of a bunch of haiku's back to back, very poetic. Your line "Just an owned cog in the machine. Squeezed out until wasted, then given a gravestone at the end.". Should be a song lyric. Take this talent to an open poetry mic night or something dude

Sorry your vacation sucks. Plan it out better next time and let your women pick most things to do and it'll probably go more smoothly

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Just go on vacation by yourself.

Send your girl selfies that you take with younger hotter women.

 

[cowboyjunkie]

You’re not far from Denbies Wine Estates.

England's largest vineyard. Enjoy a hearty lunch with excellent atmosphere and spectacular views. Tell your gf you need a blowjob. "Indoor Wine Experience" tours operate all year, there's a choice of restaurants, regularly changing art exhibitions, a well stocked wine and gift shop and Kitchen Garden Centre.