Doritos Releases a Boring New Flavor

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

I gott some kecnhup flavor ones

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Probably as horrible as deep fried pickles--grossest appetizer I've ever seen on a menu.

 

[THE Red Beard]

With a mountain dew lol

Mountain Dew NASCAR jacket.

 

[StonedLemur]

Mountain Dew NASCAR jacket.

Lmao holy fuck.
I literally spit on my phone you fuckin bastad...was...not...ready...for that lol

 

[Gutter Chris]

I got a tangy pickle you could try

Spoiler

Im sorry, I know it was childish and pathetic but I just couldnt resist

One of them tiny lumpy ones you need a fork to get outta the jar. Ya 20 tons of dynamite with a quarter inch fuse mother fucker !













I'm just playing I still love ya Peteson. I hope you are enjoying juggalo history month like me and fett

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Would try.

Cool ranch never made sense to me as a flavour. Like what the fuck is ranch. Ranch is not a vegetable it is a place with horses

You mean, like, you never heard of Ranch dressing?

 

[Renard]

Real talk, shit like Doritos is how people get fat. The tiny bag has 400 calories, the medium bag has 1500 calories and the large bag has 3000 calories. How easy is it to just eat half a medium bag without even thinking about it, or to even finish the bag.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Lmao holy fuck.
I literally spit on my phone you fuckin bastad...was...not...ready...for that lol

LOL I didn't know it existed either. My work will think I'm retarded based on my Google searches.

 

[StonedLemur]

LOL I didn't know it existed either. My work will think I'm retarded based on my Google searches.

Lol

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

I don't know if I am imagining it or not, but I think I once had a taco at Taco Bell and the shell was a Dorito.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Would try.





You mean, like, you never heard of Ranch dressing?

It doesn’t make sense to me as a dressing either!

 

[RoastBeast]

Anything like this should come with a Nascar jacket.

Criminal that this doesn't have more likes.

 

[kimocomplex]

There's a black person in that picture. It's like wheres waldo.

Can you find them?

For real black,

Of black face??

Honest question

 

[Rastas]

I don't know if I am imagining it or not, but I think I once had a taco at Taco Bell and the shell was a Dorito.

You did not imagine this my friend, it is a real thing. I believe they have both nacho cheese and cool ranch for shells.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Cool ranch never made sense to me as a flavour. Like what the fuck is ranch. Ranch is not a vegetable it is a place with horses

Yes, and doritos smell like shit so its pretty accurate name/flavor.

 

[Iron Mang]

There are Hot Mustard flavor Doritos in my local grocery store. I tried them out and they were actually pretty good. Spicier than I thought they would be, but in a good way. Hits ya in the nostrils too, kind like wasabi.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

You did not imagine this my friend, it is a real thing. I believe they have both nacho cheese and cool ranch for shells.

I have never been a fan of hard shell American style tacos. I prefer the doubled up soft corn tortilla.

 

[Kardashians]

Damn I forgot about the collisions line. I used to fukkin love those bags.

The Roulette bag was fukkin good too. I’d buy a little bag of that with a little bag of cool ranch and eat them together. Perfection

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

well, in Australia they don't even carry cool ranch, let alone tangy pickle. Kinda jealous in a way of the choices you have in junk food. At any given time, we have about 5 Doritos varieties, including plain.

Don't feel bad. Plain (aka Toasted Corn) is the best flavor and hard to find here.

 

[crabmeat]

That's considered extreme flavor for this crew

I was eating lunch with my great-uncle Bjorn. Out of the blue, he says, "Look at that. Those are spices." He was referring to the little red flecks of paprika in Miracle Whip. Then, he got into how he preferred Miracle Whip over mayonnaise because it "packed a punch". That's a North Dakotan for you.