Great MMA quotes throughout history

[BigGing]

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He does focus on winners a lot

 

[VAfan]

'just let me bang, bro.'

quality television right there.

 

[Lawrence]

Please add yours I’ll go first:

I want to f**k chuck….. - Wanderlei Silva

Not an all time great but....

Last night in the main event post fight interview Bisping clearly said "dicktaste" rather than dictate.

I spit my drink

 

[ryun253]

“Actually on the contrary my MMA career has gotten in the way of my weed-smoking.” - Nick Diaz

 

[Lawrence]

"Let's go Evil"

"Come on, put your hands in the air like you just don't' care"

~~Kenny Florian

 

[gspieler]

Surprised that Goldberg has entered the thread yet. That guy was a fountain of wisdom, for over a decade.

 

[AmonTobin]

 

[Sweater of AV]

Surprised that Goldberg has entered the thread yet. That guy was a fountain of wisdom, for over a decade.

No Chael either. This isn’t the Sherdog I know.

 

[Sweater of AV]

“I`m sure somewhere in the world Drago is depriving a village of an idiot."

“Minowaman is going to need two buses and a train to get to side control."

There are too many...

 

[The Hash Slinging Slasher]

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Hilarious how this one came around on him after the Khabib fight.

 

[DoctorTaco]

“People don’t think jiu-jitsu be what it be, but it do.”

 

[DoctorTaco]

“When I fight the only thing I’m scared of is someone stealing my shit from back stage”

 

[Dude Incredible]

"my bawlz was hot"

 

[Clark Rogers]

4 pages in and not yet mentioned, fail

 

[Sgt Smith]

Surprised that Goldberg has entered the thread yet. That guy was a fountain of wisdom, for over a decade.

His precision is really precise.

 

[Joshuaace]

"You are not going to knock him out, he is a big ol' Mexican with a big ol' Mexican head" - Sayif Saud


"Stop saying such silly sentences" - Bisping. I'm not even a Count Fan, but I'd like to think that dialogue was completely unscripted.

 

[Kryptt]

 

[SharpasaRazor]

'It takes a lot of energy to be a rock star.'

Goldie on Ronda

'Head movement. Head movement! Head movement!!! HEAD MOVEMENT!!!!'

Edmond to Ronda

'Conceive, believe achieve - shut the fuck up'

Bisping to Rockhold

'Angles. So our boxing range is here [imitates a boxing stance poorly] Boxing I can stay here, I have gloves. In MMA - we're all the way out here, his stance is this [performs stance of a man bracing to catch something being thrown from a great height]. Floyd has never dealt with that akwardness.'

Schaub trying to explain why Conor would win MayMac

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I want to fuck Chuck

 

[nonoob]

Classic and classy