Great MMA quotes throughout history

[Karl_Hungus]

This thread is trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit. I don't care. I'm just a jacked, white boy. Deal with it. I'm done with this thread now, so I'm going to go home and get on top of my wife and have a Coors, because Budweiser won't pay me nothin'.

 

[gspieler]

His precision is really precise.

He’s the Michael B Jordan of play-by-play commentating.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Conceive, believe, achieve

 

[jooohnmatrix]

He’s the Michael B Jordan of play-by-play commentating.

Because Soakoudjou is so highly touted, you almost want to sit back and watch and SOAK it in

 

[Joshua King]

"Go learn some jiu-jitsu, Melvin!"
- Rich Clementi

 

[reddhelium]

"Hit him with your groin" - Greg Jackson to GSP after round 4 of his fight against Alves, when GSP told him he pulled his groin.

 

[dmwalking]

You opened with one that wasn't even said. 0 likes. I wonder why.

Close enough

 

[dmwalking]

"Hit him with your groin" - Greg Jackson to GSP after round 4 of his fight against Koscheck, when GSP told him he pulled his groin.

I think it was the Alves fight.

 

[dmwalking]

“Wannanow”

~Wanderlei

“I can’t let you get close”

~Chael

 

[reddhelium]

I think it was the Alves fight.

My bad. Edited.

 

[Fight Professor]

"So much cock, cock guy"
"You have a lot of holes"
- Werdum

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Something about Hughes brothers pounding each other behind the barn

 

[reddhelium]

"I train every day. I trainy, I eaty and I sleepy." - Shogun Rua

Timestamped:

 

[-Sideways-]

Sean Sherk, you're dead - BJ Penn

GSP is going to out-wrestle me? - Koscheck

I'll knock your hair black - Ken Shamrock

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Travis Lutter is like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

 

[Tapatio]

 

[the ambush]

Ken Shamrock was ducking Harold Howard

Don't fear me. Fear the consequences.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

No Chael either. This isn’t the Sherdog I know.

"He thinks those 22 wins in Japan were REAL! With the referee wearing an ear piece! You had one fight in Japan, dummy, it was with Charles 'Krazy Horse' Bennett and you got knocked out!"

 

[Violent Violin]

It sounds like hitting a buffalo with a baseball bat - The Fight Professor

 

[Violent Violin]

Not an all time great but....

Disagree