How Does Derek Lewis Headline Any Fight??

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Dude is a fat, lazy slug.

Zero speed, zero talent, zero athleticism.

Only has "a puncher's chance" — which he has not shown in a while, at any level.

I'm glad I didn't pay for this card, but "the main event" still wasted my time.

Dude needs to be cut.
 
HW gonna HW. they have to take what they can get.
 
Dude is a fat, lazy slug.

Zero speed, zero talent, zero athleticism.

Only has "a puncher's chance" — which he has not shown in a while, at any level.

I'm glad I didn't pay for this card, but "the main event" still wasted my time.

Dude needs to be cut.
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Dude is a fat, lazy slug.

Zero speed, zero talent, zero athleticism.

Only has "a puncher's chance" — which he has not shown in a while, at any level.

I'm glad I didn't pay for this card, but "the main event" still wasted my time.

Dude needs to be cut.

We can pretend this sport is highbrow all we want, but this is still human cockfighting. People gravitate towards slobber knocker fighters who throw haymakers and the UFC markets them
 
That was the worst performance I’ve seen in the UFC. The worst.

He put absolutely zero fight up. It might as well have been some random dude on the street. He laid on his back for over 20 minutes. What a disgrace.

Jailton doesn’t deserve much credit either though. He had full mount and was fine just laying there. He barely tried anything. What a joke of a fight. Who’s lazier, Lewis for laying on his back or Jailton for cuddling him?
 
How does the guy with a bunch of exciting comeback and knockout wins keep headlining fight night cards?

Let me ponder it for a bit and see if I can come up with anything.
 
Because if one can't do this to him, he most often delivers bowel release KOs.

According to his record, he's lost the last 5 out of 7, 4 of which by quit.

And lost the last 7 fights out of 13, 6 of which by quit.

In fact, this is the only time he's not quit in his last seven losses.

That's a headline fighter? :confused:
 
Say want you want about his skills, but to say he has zero athletic ability and talent is bullshit.

How many flying knee ko’s have you pulled off at over 265 lbs TS?
 
Dude is a fat, lazy slug.

Zero speed, zero talent, zero athleticism.

Only has "a puncher's chance" — which he has not shown in a while, at any level.

I'm glad I didn't pay for this card, but "the main event" still wasted my time.

Why?

Dude needs to be cut.
 
Derrick Lewis’s bjj defense looked a lot better. That being said if you give mount as easily as he does you will never win a belt. Which is likely why he doesn’t care about the belt.
 
Dude is a fat, lazy slug.

Zero speed, zero talent, zero athleticism.

Only has "a puncher's chance" — which he has not shown in a while, at any level.

I'm glad I didn't pay for this card, but "the main event" still wasted my time.

Dude needs to be cut.
When was the last time Lewis headlined a PPV? Probably vs DC, a title fight that even when it might had been a forgone conclusion, at least he was on a decent run back then, now he headlined cause he was a replacement, its a FN no one paid for this.
 
Honestly, neither one of them is a headline fighter.

Alameda basically fought like a third-grader.

Sit on someone, hold them down, don't really try to hurt them.
 
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