Television Which TV wife would be your perfect real life wife?

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Terri Hatcher topless was pretty disappointing.

9/10 face
5/10 tits

 

[ROcknrollracing]

if I had to pick Lucille Ball tbh

 

[sleepwalk]

3.) Jamie Gertz from Still Standing

I see you are a man of culture as well...

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

Still Standing was my choice. Loved her. Not only was she hot as hell but she was the opposite of the typical sitcom mom. She wasn't the moral compass always rolling her eyes at the fat slob dad. She was often just as clueless as he was and got into just as many hijinks. Felt like they both had no idea what they were doing raising kids but they were in it together

Came here to post this chick. Never watched the show but god damn.

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

9/10 face
5/10 tits

You're going to be disappointed if you go outside into the real world.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

You're going to be disappointed if you go outside into the real world.

As in you think I’m underrating Teri Hatcher’s tits? I don’t think so. Every girl I’ve ever been with (all 5s to 7s) have had breasts at least equal to if not better than Teri Hatcher’s.

 

[therealdope]

Every girl I’ve ever been with (all 5s to 7s)

 

[Daverisimo]

Amy Santiago from Brooklyn 99



Conventionally attractive + cute personality + probably low-key smarter than me=exactly my type (I actually prefer Rosa, but she goes the entire show without being married, so she is technically disqualified). In real life the fact that she's a cop would probably be a deal breaker, but the show whitewashes the hell out of the reality of police, so I won't hold it against her.

Sypha Belnades from Castlevania



Like Amy, she's pretty, cute, and smart, plus she has a cute accent. I don't think she and Trevor were actually ever technical married in the show though, so she might be disqualified.

 

[Fedorgasm]

This is the correct answer. Winona all day
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What??? Winona was a stupid cunt. She stole money from the evidence locker and risked Raylan's career by having him cover it up, and drove a wedge between Raylan and his boss, the only guy that ever looked out for him.

And after all that, she still dumps him.

Not to mention the fact that she wasn't interested in him until he started dating Ava. It was like she only got involved long enough to screw up his relationship with her.


She's like Jenny from Forrest Gump. Evil bitch always fucking up his life.

 

[blaseblase]

Monica Bellucci played a wife in the television series Joseph. I win, internet.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Tony Micellis wife and the mom from full house.

 

[Mack Yancy]

AKA top of the food chain.

WASPs certainly thought so.

 

[SpicyJoe]

 

[Starman]

WASPs certainly thought so.

And everyone else, including a huge chunk of black men who drop poor black women at the drop of a hat the first chance they get with a White woman, the majority of which are fat, disgusting slobs.

 

[Belaya Smert]

I don’t watch that much tv
Sophia Vergara would be on whatever list I could compile though.

 

[CatchnShoot]

 

[Contempt]

It's a pretty sad state of affairs when men have to resort to thinking about fictional characters to find someone who would actually make a good wife in 2023...

 

[Mack Yancy]

And everyone else, including a huge chunk of black men who drop poor black women at the drop of a hat the first chance they get with a White woman, the majority of which are fat, disgusting slobs.

@Strychnine is this true?

 

[Starman]

It's a pretty sad state of affairs when men have to resort to thinking about fictional characters to find someone who would actually make a good wife in 2023...

That‘s why I thank God I met someone and got married before the world went mad.

 

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