Just turned 40:(

[kahiljabroni]

Did that couple years ago. Still feel and look like a boss and got some wealth. 40s can be a good decade

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Did that couple years ago. Still feel and look like a boss and got some wealth. 40s can be a good decade

you old fucker

 

[kahiljabroni]

you old fucker

I know...just trying to cope

 

[lweiberg]

You may now drink at least one of these every day of this year -

 

[Darkgsp]

it'll be good for the hours you play with them, then post nut clarity kicks in and you're back to being 40

True

 

[shunyata]

it’s not just another day this time around… feels actually super shocking and I don’t like it . Nothing is making me happy for some reason.
Hopefully can break out of this funk by tonight at least.

Any suggestions besides steak and sluts

Have you tried good seafood and sluts?

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Love it man, I’ll turn 44 in March. Welcome to the club, there’s too many of us that aren’t around anymore. Much love to you brother, may you find what you’re looking for.

 

[Domitian]

Think about it, you'll be in a diaper pretty soon. Have you considered ecstasy and milfs?

 

[Contempt]

it’s not just another day this time around… feels actually super shocking and I don’t like it . Nothing is making me happy for some reason.
Hopefully can break out of this funk by tonight at least.

Any suggestions besides steak and sluts

Coke and hookers?

...and happy birthday, ya old fart (I'm 44)

 

[Contempt]

Shit. I got 3 years and 4 months. Then I'm 40. I feel mentally closer to 20. Immature forever. Teenager forever wie Pharell.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

 

[Excelsior]

When I turned 40, I thought I'd had it so good in my 30's. When I turned 50, I realized how much I missed my 40's. I guess when I turn 60, I'll realize how good I had it now.

Point is, it always gets worse.

 

[Ladder Master]

Just wait until your midlife crisis kicks in.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

You called me a 40 year old customer service agent earlier, now I see why. You were projecting your life on to me.

 

[Domitian]

it'll be good for the hours you play with them, then post nut clarity kicks in and you're back to being 40

No biggie. Just give it 10 minutes and reload. Strike again!

 

[intmain]

Since you'll be dying pretty soon, can I have your stuff?

That was funny

 

[intmain]

When I turned 40, I thought I'd had it so good in my 30's. When I turned 50, I realized how much I missed my 40's. I guess when I turn 60, I'll realize how good I had it now.

Point is, it always gets worse.

Damn that's fucked up

 

[bandicoot]

That was funny

Then why no like?

 

[560ti]

Did that couple years ago. Still feel and look like a boss and got some wealth. 40s can be a good decade

There's a common quote of "40 is old if your unsuccessful" which is harsh but kind of true. The people I know in there 40s that are successful (mature, good career, good diet/workouts, good friends, fun hobbies) literally none of them ever complain about being old.

The 40-year-olds with shit careers, no hobbies, poor exercise (or worst years of overtraining), and failed relationships? Yeah, they all look, talk, and move like an old person.

 

[William Huggins]

Have you tried good seafood and sluts?

Poor guy just needs coke and hookers.

Seafood and sluts just gives you food poisoning and a bacterial infection or is it the other way round??? I guess it depends on which clams you eat??

Anyway, he can't have that now anyway, his poor heart will give out, he's over 40!!!

 

[William Huggins]

Coke and hookers?

...and happy birthday, ya old fart (I'm 44)

Did you just say Coke and hookers???