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Doing a two-nighter in Lancaster, PA. Put the kids to bed and watched NXT Takeover: Brooklyn III with my long-suffering wife. Wrote a song about it. Like to hear It? Here it go.
Cien Almas vs Johnny Gargano
Zuli: "I don't like her. She reminds me of [trophy wife of guy she hates.]
"Did he just running smash his dick into the little guy's face?"
"Look at the T-shirt and the other guy is gonna oooooh!"
Almas' finisher: "Geez! His neck!"
Authors of Pain vs Sanity
Nikki Cross banging against the ropes: "Her chest is going to hurt later."
Authors of Pain come out:
"Hello, terrorists."
"Are they wearing dinosaur helmets?"
"Tokka and Razar like in Ninja Turtles?"
Nikki's table bump: "Now her chest is going to hurt. She knew what she was getting into."
Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly come out:
Her: "Who are these guys?"
Me: "Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish. Really good tag team."
Hideo Itami vs Alistair Black
JR comes out: "Who is he? An old football player or something?"
Me: "That's Hideo Itami. They made him change his name from Kenta Kobayashi. In Japan, he was just 'KENTA' in all capital letters."
Her: "I'm not going to remember any of that. Is the other guy Japanese?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Then he's 'Japanese Guy' now."
Opening exchange with kip-up: "Whoa! I like this kind of stuff they're doing now."
Hideo taunts Black and the crowd:
"You gonna get snuck but I don't care because you're the bad guy."
Asuka vs Ember Moon
"Is the black girl supposed to be a vampire or something?"
"Geez! I hope she's double jointed or something."
Bobby Roode vs Drew McIntyre
"The piano thing reminds me of Westworld but it also reminds me of Big."
Her: "Yay! The Irish guy won!"
Me: "Scottish."
Her: "Close enough."
O'Reilly, Fish, and Adam Cole run in:
Her: "Who are these guys now?"
Me: "Same guys as before."
Her: "They all kind of look the same."
Cien Almas vs Johnny Gargano
Zuli: "I don't like her. She reminds me of [trophy wife of guy she hates.]
"Did he just running smash his dick into the little guy's face?"
"Look at the T-shirt and the other guy is gonna oooooh!"
Almas' finisher: "Geez! His neck!"
Authors of Pain vs Sanity
Nikki Cross banging against the ropes: "Her chest is going to hurt later."
Authors of Pain come out:
"Hello, terrorists."
"Are they wearing dinosaur helmets?"
"Tokka and Razar like in Ninja Turtles?"
Nikki's table bump: "Now her chest is going to hurt. She knew what she was getting into."
Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly come out:
Her: "Who are these guys?"
Me: "Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish. Really good tag team."
Hideo Itami vs Alistair Black
JR comes out: "Who is he? An old football player or something?"
Me: "That's Hideo Itami. They made him change his name from Kenta Kobayashi. In Japan, he was just 'KENTA' in all capital letters."
Her: "I'm not going to remember any of that. Is the other guy Japanese?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Then he's 'Japanese Guy' now."
Opening exchange with kip-up: "Whoa! I like this kind of stuff they're doing now."
Hideo taunts Black and the crowd:
"You gonna get snuck but I don't care because you're the bad guy."
Asuka vs Ember Moon
"Is the black girl supposed to be a vampire or something?"
"Geez! I hope she's double jointed or something."
Bobby Roode vs Drew McIntyre
"The piano thing reminds me of Westworld but it also reminds me of Big."
Her: "Yay! The Irish guy won!"
Me: "Scottish."
Her: "Close enough."
O'Reilly, Fish, and Adam Cole run in:
Her: "Who are these guys now?"
Me: "Same guys as before."
Her: "They all kind of look the same."
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