AEW World Tag Team Championship Match - Sting & Darby Allin (c) v The Young Bucks
I think Sting probably fought tooth and nail to put over the bucks. I think the Bucks probably fought tooth and nail to put over Sting and Darby. The perfect result I guess would be Flair fucking over Sting one last time and helping the Bucks win, but, Bucks were meant to be taking a break and only came back because Sting asked them, so I think Sting and Darby go over.. titles vacated, Darby goes off to climb everest, and we have a tournament for the tag titles.
AEW World Heavyweight Championship Match - Samoa Joe (c) v Hangman Adam Page v Swerve Strickland
Swerve Time
AEW Women's World Championship Match - Timeless Toni Storm (c) v Deonna Purrazzo
Storm. Deonna doesnt have close to the personality to head the division
AEW International Championship Match - Orange Cassidy (c) v Roderick Strong
Roddie. Time for OC to take a break
Continental Triple Crown Championship Match - Eddie Kingston (c) v Bryan Danielson
Eddie.
Will Ospreay v Konosuke Takeshita
Ospreay, he aint losing his debut
AEW TNT Championship Match - Christian Cage (c) v Daniel Garcia
Cage, I guess, not really invested in this one
FTR v Blackpool Combat Club
Should be FTR, but another one I'm really not invested in
All Star 8 Man Scramble Match - Wardlow v Hook v Powerhouse Hobbs v Chris Jericho v Lance Archer v Magnus v Brian Cage v Dante Martin
Who the fuck is Magnus? Probably Jericho wins for some unfathomable reason
Willow Nightingale & Kris Statlander v Julia Hart & Skye Blue
Who wins? Literally fucking everybody.