Amy Schumer looking thick solid tight...

[Only Here for Attachments]

More cushin' for the pushin'
More jiggly on your wiggly

 

[Amerikuracana]

She's doable.

 

[HARRISON_3]

What's with the dots on her stomach

It's 2017, brosef.

High time for another sandwich thread.

Seriously. Not even kidding.

 

[wlu.29]

It's 2017, brosef.

High time for another sandwich thread.

Seriously. Not even kidding.

Haha

Have not made sandwiches in a while

Have been cooking bacon and kale though, maybe next time I'll put up some pics

 

[TidWell]

Shumer looks so ugly man her face is weird like a cabbage patch kid but with a double chin weak chin, weak jawline, looks like she is a giant mold or bacteria smelling like piss and vinegar,

I love em thick but they gotta be juicy, clean, and sexy like this woman

 

[Bloody Pulp]

 

[My name is]

I bet she has a beautiful vag

 

[PubliusVentidius]

Speaking of comedians, Sarah Silverman is wood.

 

[ClubFoot]

Thats why im fuckin with you guys. Shes really not that big.

Way yall are talking about her youd think she looks like this

I've banged bigger.

 

[ClubFoot]

Disgusting probably smells like piss and vinegar with old fart and cheese mold

Oh, so like Obsession for men.

 

[cabear]

there was a point where schumer looked pretty bangable, like thick ok, but then kept going and quickly lost it. girls gotta work for a tight, thick body.

 

[minute bull]

I mean, if you were describing a Dairy Queen ice cream cone ....

 

[TakadaDojoKeith]

This thread is killing me, but mainly for the positive responses. They're way funnier than the negative stuff. For me, the guy who just posted an Olympic diver plunging into a pool won the thread.

 

[StraightleftKO]

Somethings not right.

 

[Bald1]

I've banged bigger.

How's that possible? I mean from a technical standpoint. Are you an engineer? Were cranes and leveraging devices used? I mean, you'd need at least a cherry picker, block and tackle and a team of Clydesdales at least, methinks.

 

[ClubFoot]

How's that possible? I mean from a technical standpoint. Are you an engineer? Were cranes and leveraging devices used? I mean, you'd need at least a cherry picker, block and tackle and a team of Clydesdales at least, methinks.

I've posted the story in the berry a few times.

She was that fat she could clean her vajayjay or ass properly.

I did not know this until it was too late.

Q a bacterial stomach infection which made me shit my arse off.

 

[King Ghidorah]

God Lena Dunham is horrendous, I mean I applaud her though, for her work at getting progressively frumpier by the year.

 

[Swoliosis]

I've done worse but she's still fucking gross

 

[xbone19]

Meh fully dolled up and stuff I'll do her

 

[Thunderkopf]