Anna Chapman - hot Russian spy

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  1. BVG

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    She was great in Iron Man...
     
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  2. Joe

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    i dont get it. shes kind of like reene zellwerger territory tbh
     
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  3. Loiosh

    Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    I know quite a few Russian ex pats, and you'd be surprised how much they miss home.

    When I ran the Risk department for an online transaction processor my principle investigator was a mathematics major from the University of Moscow, and she never stopped talking about it. We took a cab once and the driver spotted her accent as specifically Muscovite, and they spent the entire ride talking about how awesome Moscow was.

    If I'm being completely honest, most of the Russians I know don't necessarily love Russia, but holy crap do they love Russians, and hot DAMN can they throw parties.

    Seriously.

    Get drunk with Russians.

    It's fantastic, insane fun.
     
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    She has dog face
     
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    Threetrees Samurai Style

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    Had a buddy of mine in the Intel community that had her under surveillance for a long time. Rough detail...
     
  7. Harmonica

    Harmonica Strong, silent type

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    If she's really a spy then she's doing a lousy job. Source - common people aren't supposed to be aware of spies' activities.
     
  8. trolololol

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    Dare I ask who fits your standard of beauty?
     
  9. Agent Mulder's Hair

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    She was caught, detained and then deported as part of a prisoner exchange. That's the only reason we know who she is.
     
  10. Agent Mulder's Hair

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    you're out of your mind
     
  11. Sampsonsimpson

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    Elbows. They're too pointy.
     
  12. Agent Mulder's Hair

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    I was trying to get a good look at he elbows but her tits keep obscuring my view
     
  13. Sampsonsimpson

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    Consider yourself lucky, her elbows are 4/10 at best.
     
  14. Agent Mulder's Hair

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    i believe you
     
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    I fucked her.
     
  16. Agent Mulder's Hair

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    i want to believe.
     
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    Hyperglide Addicted to Synthahol

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    Shes a Moscow 7 at best. Wood Borscht.
     
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    Russian Oprah.
     
  19. Orgasmo

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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    Just give him a Cabbage Patch Doll and he can do a re-enactment
     
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