Big Truck = Small Genitalia

[NicholasJBasile]

Big Truck = Small genitals

Where does this sentiment originate and why?

Discuss, my brethren.

I've always wondered where it originated also lol

 

[cws80us]

For one, there's no practical reason to these huge jacked up trucks. Some are so high off the ground that they are impractical for towing or hauling anything, and you need a step ladder to get in and out. There are two qualities about men who drive these trucks:

1. They are either physically small or phallicly small.
2. They are generally huge a-holes.

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

For one, there's no practical reason to these huge jacked up trucks. Some are so high off the ground that they are impractical for towing or hauling anything, and you need a step ladder to get in and out. There are two qualities about men who drive these trucks:

1. They are either physically small or phallicly small.
2. They are generally huge a-holes.

They also vote Republican. Every. Damn. Time.

 

[Slobodan]

@lsa drives a truck

 

[x9lonewolf]

I drive a Chevy trail boss. I hate the name but I love the look of the truck. It comes with a 2 inch lift kit. I am a pretty big guy with a family. I am constantly using the bed and cab to haul shit and often find I don’t have enough space.

For example, I always have my daughters bike in the back. So, she can ride it when we go somewhere.

 

[lowlife]

I drive a Chevy trail boss. I hate the name but I love the look of the truck. It comes with a 2 inch lift kit. I am a pretty big guy with a family. I am constantly using the bed and cab to haul shit and often find I don’t have enough space.

For example, I always have my daughters bike in the back. So, she can ride it when we go somewhere.

you don't have to defend your truck use buddy.

 

[snowbro]

Small car, large vagina?

 

[fica]

If you watch that movie need for speed hummer is small man favotite vehicle

 

[spamking]

What = a "big truck"?

If I didn't need a truck I wouldn't own a truck. You people who whine about trucks are pretty ridiculous.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

you don't have to defend your truck use buddy.

Correct. He does need to tell us how big or small his penis is though.

 

[traditionally_irreverent]

Honda Ridgeline to haul the hog in my pants.

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

Small car, large vagina?

U asshole

 

[terrapin]

Everyone who doesn't drive one of these to work is a homosexual.

now thats a good bug out vehicle!!!!

 

[terrapin]

I drive this BEAST. how small is my penis?

 

[IneedSometop]

Nothing better than cruising down the freeway and rolling coal on some soyed out prius drivin' liberal imo

 

[ferrisjso]

I've always wondered where it originated also lol

People with small private parts compensate with large material posessions as a proxy. Whereas people who aren't insecure about that won't make it a priority to "wow" people.

I'm not sure if Freud came up with that or if it was someone else but it's been a cultural trope for awhile.

 

[x9lonewolf]

Correct. He does need to tell us how big or small his penis is though.

Bro, how do you think I got this magnum… I mean platinum membership?!

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Bro, how do you think I got this magnum… I mean platinum membership?!

The same way I did. By sucking off the mods.

 

[pinger]

It's like trailers were never invented