Chicago: Female Lawyers Can’t Meet Meet Clients b/c of C@wk Exposure

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  1. KnightTemplar

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    Not arguing that. But in every way that matters, Dredd is a far superior film.
     
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    I was actually not joking, you have violent people with impulsive behaviours in a crowded space and with little to none venue to vent up sexual impulses besides raping each other.

    Im pretty sure that giving them plenty of ways to jack off would seriously reduce the violent incidents,
     
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    They chosen a job that make them interact with animals, then cry for be exposed to animal shit

    Nothing wrong at try fix this situation, but lol at the outrage
     
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    lololol @ female lawyers...and for criminals at that. AHAHAHAH There's your PROBLEM!! Stay in the kitchen and let real men handle the criminals. women...they're so funny.

    Just a prank dude don't dub me
     
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    Rematch Female oil checking = AWESOMENESS!!!!!

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    No, lady, it's not assault. And I'm sure you have/are/will argued/arguing/argue against it being assault for the degenerates when they do the very same thing on the outside.
     
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    Figured they'd be used to degenrate low life's dangling their johnons in they're faces after 3 years of lawschool.
     
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    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Chastity belt?
     
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    I did the exact same thing when times got tense in law school. The library was always a high traffic area for the heels and skirts. So I'd sit around in my trench coat working one up...and when the opportunity presented itself....the click of the high heels...the swaying of the ass and legs and..., showtime baby. Shake it at their faces like you're getting one off. And then when the screaming dies down, run to your next erotic adventure.

    It's these little lessons in life we learn that sustain us.
     
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    They'll live. Secret? Woman generally like dong as much as guys like tits an ass, and are truly only as offended at seeing one on a guy they don't like as a guy would be at seeing tits on a homely woman. That's how traumatic it is for them. Don't tell anybody, because woman kneed the knights.
     
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    A friend of mine who spent some time in jail mentioned a homemade (prison made) sex toy called a Fifi. Apparently it is the prison equivalent of a flesh light. This was confirmed to me by a kid who worked for me and was formerly a guard in a local county jail. People with that much time on their hands are very creative at manufacturing items to facilitate their impulses.
     
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    Lol. This is sooo legit not true.

    My wife had multiple different stalker/ peeping Tom kind of guys in her teens and early 20s. (Apparently she knows how to attract losers.) To this day, she hates those guys with venom.

    Getting “unwanted” sexual attention is so not the same for a woman as a man. Just from a tribal/ evolutionary point of view, if they get raped without a man to protect and provide for them, there is a legit chance that they are going to die. The consequences of sex for men and women are vastly different, that is why our brains are wired so differently.
     
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    See, I wouldn't enjoy being stalked, either. Have been maybe twice. Is that the same as seeing some tits or a dong?
     
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    true, no man wants to protect a woman with a potential child that's not his own. He sees that child as competition with his seeds
     
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    I believe you.
     
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    Yes.

    Fleshlights and nude magazines would cut down on a lot of the rape and forced homo.
     
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    lol, agreed
     
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    Obvious Humble Brag about Hot Wife is Obvious. You know the rules, my good sir: Pics or GTFO:)
     
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    So you are firmly on the government's side whenever they want to take the rights of a citizen?

    You trust the government too much.
     

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