Media Colby just 10-8'd Ian

[Duke Kensington]

Sometimes Colby is actually kind of funny but I don’t think it’s intentional lol
“You realize what an I quit match implies right? No commission would even sanction that”

 

[west42]

This is the peak of what Colby has to offer in 2024.

Didn't you get the memo? That's how UFC fights occur in 2024, via Twitter

 

[MindGamingMantis]

The if you don't agree to the stipulations line, I'll be fighting someone higher ranked in the summer while you do you what you do best, sit there and watch all the action line was pretty funny.

 

[Tronald Dump]

I fucking hate Colby, but even I can admit that 10-8 might be generous to Ian.

 

[MaulingMyClown]

I honestly think it would be top 3 selling ppv of the year if it was an actual "retirement match". Real fight, normal rules, but loser has to retire.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

 

[Ares Black]

What is the betting sites stipulation?

Probably because they paid Colby to mention them.

 

[Ares Black]

I fucking hate Colby, but even I can admit that 10-8 might be generous to Ian.

What? That was shit.

 

[Ares Black]

ian really set himself up for disaster with that trophy comment....dana, this is theee fight to make

I don't see how you can take a 36 year old man who has never had a real relationship with a woman seriously if he talks like this.

Ian Garry has a beautiful wife and an adorable baby.

Colby Covington doesn't even have any friends.

 

[Ares Black]

I mean he said this chick is a 4. Come on now.

There is a reason Colby Covington is 36 years old and single.

 

[Natural Order]

Christ that was embarrassing. Colby doing prime time theatre to try and distract from the duck. Garry sparks him imo.

 

[Ares Black]

Christ that was embarrassing. Colby doing prime time theatre to try and distract from the duck. Garry sparks him imo.

It boggles my mind a little that anyone was impressed by that.

 

[Natural Order]

It boggles my mind a little that anyone was impressed by that.

The opening insult in front of the field was kinda funny, but it then devolved into typical try-hard, embarrassing dialogue from a general fraudster in the MMA rankings.

 

[Royce's Gi]

"CORNER" McGREGOR! ​

 

[Sasha]

He really does that heavy smoker/vocal fry thing that sounds like Chael. It's a bit funny because Chael is good at talking despite his voice lol.

 

[FreedomCricket]

This was fantastic.

Well played Chaos.

 

[Natural Order]

Colby Covington is 2-3 in his last five over the last FIVE years and currently sits at the #4 spot in the UFC WW rankings.

What an absolute fucking disgrace.

 

[Ares Black]

This was fantastic.

Well played Chaos.

Wow you have very low standards

 

[Sasha]

The opening insult in front of the field was kinda funny, but it then devolved into typical try-hard, embarrassing dialogue from a general fraudster in the MMA rankings.

I think even the autists of /pol/ stopped saying "cuck" in every sentence like 5 years ago.

 

[Natural Order]

I think even the autists of /pol/ stopped saying "cuck" in every sentence like 5 years ago.

I actually didn't think the word "cuck" was spoken in the real world. I'd never heard anybody actually say it. This is why Colby is single with tremendous mental health problems.