Media Conor McGregor hitting a boxing machine in Ireland

[Poirierfan]

That's the genius who's choosing which fighters to sign.

 

[Poirierfan]

Looks like me and the bald Goof have something in common

And CM Punk.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Depends how the machine is set up..

Ive hit in the 800s on one of those here in Canada...not sure how accurate it is .

I hit one and got 960 lol
That was 15 years ago, and I have no faith in their accuracy.
With that being said, I want the next red panty night

 

[RightToBareKnuckles]

I feel for the euro male testicles. They should stop wearing teh gf jeans.

the European mind cannot comprehend needing u-shaped jeans that accommodate 'Murican balls

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Those machines are so weird, felt like I hit one hard as fuck and it was only like 720, then I tried again and sort of was slightly off and hit over 900. I only weigh like 160lbs. I just don't think the machines are accurate.

They definitely aren't accurate

 

[Dana's Moonface]

They definitely aren't accurate

Definitely not, I hit one and got close to a top score and I barley through more than a short hook. I threw the same punch at another machine and it was less.

They are bullshit

 

[Dana's Moonface]

To be fair that machine put up more of a fight than cowboy

 

[HolmeZy55]

I feel for the euro male testicles. They should stop wearing teh gf jeans.

"There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy f*ggot balls. Your dicks have driving clarity of vision. But they're not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and have brought your two little, mincey, f*ggot balls along for a good ol' time.

But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a women. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya."

Bullet Tooth Tony.

 

[sfer1]

He beat strawweight Rose by 8. Quite impressive.

 

[Fioretti]

At this point I’m surprised the machine didn’t KO him

Boxing machines don’t hit back

Watch the machine move back to its original form and the padded machine hits Conor then he shoots for a panic TD.

Very good.....but brick no hit back!

 

[Alacran]

everytime I see him he has a drink in his hand

 

[Neck&Neck]

Deflating back into his true Manlet form
You love to see it

 

[whocares]

Good to see former UFC superstar Connie Mcgriddle having a good time at the bar with the boys, punching the ole boopy boppy game and telling the lads how he used to do this on old mans faces

 

[Spath]

He looks weathered. Tired.

He looks like he’s hungover, stoned and getting his drink on.

I would know

 

[Spath]

Deflating back into his true Manlet form
You love to see it

Comeback as soon as the piss doesn’t melt the cup… check

Comeback when the tests don’t come back positive…

We’ll wait

 

[eighterumg5]

He's probably still catching his breath too...

 

[Pube Wig]

Boxercize technique is too elusive to be quantified by a simple machine

The machine showed the average pay for a UFC fighter in dollars per fight

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

I believe 856 was my best..

Won a round of beers for my table against an older and bigger Portuguese guy back in the day...

He punched 850 and i wasnt about to lose so i summoned what i could and beat him with 856 ..he then said no more and it was it lol we played round after round till someone gave up ...or couldn't beat the score...

It was a glorious UFC bar night...

Another Sherdog tall tale.

Sherbros are truly elite.

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

WTF..

 

[StonedLemur]

I destroyed one in Greece last year:
https://share.icloud.com/photos/0earYOI41OhuGsYGD_JJzjQiQ

Or the thing was already broke, lol<45>
https://share.icloud.com/photos/043UGX9JDCdFEYd4lXzXBTamQ

Crushes it lol