Conversation Using Only Random Van Damme Quotes From His Movies.

[Jack Reacheround]

Just be careful he doesn’t separate your head from your body.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Okay u s a

 

[Gutter Chris]

Im going to kick that son of a bitch m bisons ass

 

[Andy]

Im going to kick that son of a bitch m bisons ass

He put you in that wheelchair for life!

 

[MassDistortion]

My nipples are so cold they are beggining to tuck into me.

 

[Strychnine]

It's going to be a very exciting time!

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

"Revenge is a dangerous motive "


It's also a powerful one

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Youre dead Griffin....DEAD!!!!

 

[Andy]

Youre dead Griffin....DEAD!!!!

Any more surprises? Like maybe I own a grocery store in Zimbabwe?

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

"I can do the splits no problem"

 

[Osculater]

I have a dream!

 

[Kowboy Karl]

What the hell does that mean? huh? China is here, I don’t even know what the hell that means, all I know is this “Lo Pan” character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!

 

[IndyCovaHart]

hai gais look at my moorcycle

 

[Anialater]

"Mr California, Mr black silk underwear"

 

[Joe]

Ha! You lose american asshole!

 

[the ambush]

I WANT TONG PO!

GIVE ME TONG PO!!

 

[Gutter Chris]

This is the most powerful plastic explosive in the world

 

[Bobby Boulders]

"Xian, why those guys try to hurt me?"

 

[mime]

Aren't you a little old for video games?

It's a tradition passed down from father to son, father ... to ...son (quietly trails off)

 

[MT7]