Could You Beat Your Middle Ages Ancestors in a Fight?

[Flower2dPeople]

@Fengxian @Flower2dPeople

This thread is peak Baki autism. It's awesome.

This thread has flashes of brilliance like in the good old days.

 

[Slobodan]

@Zer is Imanari. I don't care what he says.

Agreed

 

[shunyata]

Pretty sure they got beaten by spanish blankets

Honestly long thick blankets carried by two horsemen would be devastating to dudes on foot in plate.

 

[NoSmilez]

My ancestors were pirates. I would kind of be scared of them. I can't swim for my life. I would whoop them on land though.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Yes. I would hide and outlive them all. Beta life expectancy back then.

 

[NoSmilez]

@Versez Bro we need your input.

 

[lsa]

My ancestors were BUTT pirates. I would kind of be scared of them. I can't swim for my life. I would whoop them on land though.

fixed that for you.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

No but I could probably pull any middle age girls I want by riding into town on my jet ski and showing them my iPad.

edit : middle age girls as in girls from the Middle Ages. If I want a middle aged cougar, I just need to go to my local dive bar and exist.

 

[NoSmilez]

fixed that for you.

No way. If they were then I wouldn't exist.

 

[lsa]

No way. If they were then I wouldn't exist.

maybe you are adopted

 

[NoSmilez]

maybe you are adopted

They wouldn't be my ancestors then.

 

[lsa]

They wouldn't be my ancestors then.

are you sure?

 

[Hellowhosthat]

I'd be pretty enormous compared to them and I think I'm sufficiently trained and tested in martial arts to make pretty easy work of them in unarmed combat.

Give us both weapons and I'd probably be in trouble though, no idea what I'm doing there.

 

[NoSmilez]

are you sure?

Oh definitely. If you challenge me on that then we have to settle it by full contact Muay Thai rules or something. “Take care of your underwears. I am going to fuck you man”

You can also invoke Bosnian rules then we will settle it by Kotbullar eating contest. You are definitely older than me if we do the cat to human years conversion. Outdoor cats age by the factor of 8.

 

[lsa]

Oh definitely. If you challenge me on that then we have to settle it by full contact Muay Thai rules or something. “Take care of your underwears. I am going to fuck you man”

You can also invoke Bosnian rules then we will settle it by Kotbullar eating contest. You are definitely older than me if we do the cat to human years conversion. Outdoor cats age by the factor of 8.

I see you have some of your ancestors butt piracy in you.

Köttbullar... I could eat.

Also I am old and I need a nap.
Can we fight on the street while eating and napping, I am in.
Also I will win prepare to surrender!

@Slobodan will ref the fight.
Growing up in Slovenia Slobodans father ran a MT gym out of a butcher shop.
It was later closed down for being unhygienic.
Slobodans father joined a carny as the hairy talking ape, and Slobodan moved to Austria where he started to work in IT.

 

[Slobodan]

I see you have some of your ancestors butt piracy in you.

Köttbullar... I could eat.

Also I am old and I need a nap.
Can we fight on the street while eating and napping, I am in.
Also I will win prepare to surrender!

@Slobodan will ref the fight.
Growing up in Slovenia Slobodans father ran a MT gym out of a butcher shop.
It was later closed down for being unhygienic.
Slobodans father joined a carny as the hairy talking ape, and Slobodan moved to Austria where he started to work in IT.

I'm a corrupt ref so don't expect any impartiality in this fight.

 

[lsa]

I'm a corrupt ref so don't expect any impartiality in this fight.

thats why pay you

 

[Slobodan]

thats why pay you

You're in trouble if @NoSmilez pays me more though

 

[lsa]

You're in trouble if @NoSmilez pays me more though

he will be paying with all the booty his ancestors the butt pirates looted...

 

[Flower2dPeople]