Die or become an animal (which animal?)

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Turritopsis dohrnii

Never have to go through that shit again.

 

[Peteyandjia]

This is pretty much the plot of the movie ‘The Lobster’

Only with less techno dancing

 

[MikeMcMann]

Bald eagle (but can I have hair please) or Orca for the reasons many have said.

 

[Clippys Mom]

This is pretty much the plot of the movie ‘The Lobster’

Only with less techno dancing

So what would you become? Shirley not iridescent algea?

 

[Michael13]

I envy my cats life.

So, a cat.

 

[smooth assassin]

Can I come back as Scarlett Johansson's dildo instead?

Is her dildo a live animal?

 

[Clippys Mom]

Bald eagle (but can I have hair please) or Orca for the reasons many have said.

Nah... Eagles have that douchey air of self-importance about them.

YOU'RE NOT EPIC, YOU'RE NOT MAJESTIC, YOU'RE JUST A DOUCHEBAG IN FEATHERS WITH THE RESTING BITCH FACE!!

 

[Clippy]

Is her dildo a live animal?

@HelloJapan

There is an opening for Scarlett Johansson's tapeworm

 

[koolinkunming]

Die and THEN become an animal.

#Buddhism101

 

[smooth assassin]

@HelloJapan

There is an opening for Scarlett Johansson's tapeworm

You see?
A fair compromise

 

[koolinkunming]

@HelloJapan

There is an opening for Scarlett Johansson's tapeworm

I would totally be Scarlett Johansson’s tapeworm.

 

[Peteyandjia]

So what would you become? Shirley not iridescent algea?

Ruppell vulture.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

an animal ? I'd take death if the heart attack shrunk me under 6ft.

 

[My name is]

Bald eagle (but can I have hair please) or Orca for the reasons many have said.

you would be a glorious eagle

 

[koolinkunming]

@HelloJapan

There is an opening for Scarlett Johansson's tapeworm

I just caught the pun.

Niiiiiiiiccccceeeee.

 

[smooth assassin]

I always thought turtles and tortoises were interesting as hell, well at least I did after watching finding Nemo

 

[Kaybee]

Humans are animals, so another human maybe?

Actually with my luck I'd get reincarnated as a kid in Africa or some shit, so I guess a cat would be fine.

 

[Clippy]

Humans are animals, so another human maybe?

Actually with my luck I'd get reincarnated as a kid in Africa or some shit, so I guess a cat would be fine.

No humans

 

[Horse Style]

I'd rather just die and go get my 72 virgins.

Still having a human mind while in an animal means I'll still wanna fuck human women. There aren't many hot women open to fucking a horse

 

[Clippy]

I always thought turtles and tortoises were interesting as hell, well at least I did after watching finding Nemo

Here you go @smooth assassin

Enjoy your new life: