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Scenario:
You're just doing whatever you do with yourself when BAM
You: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY HEART!?!?"
You call 911 and die of a massive heart attack
You see yourself as a ghost looking down at your dead body and loved ones around etc
You're about to go towards the light but another hippy like ghost approaches you.
Hippy Ghost: "Yo, guy, you can either finish dying or come back as an ANIMAL of your choice!!"
You:
So what do you do and if you decide to become an animal, which one?
A fly. A fly can't comprehend how bad its life sucks and is dead in a couple weeks.
A top of the food chain predator (a shark, a tiger, an eagle, etc.) can probably comprehend how shitty its life is on some level. I am not interested in experiencing that life.