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I keep trying to surf the net but I think my smartphone is retarded...
You need the special attachment, it comes with the ice scraper set.....
I keep trying to surf the net but I think my smartphone is retarded...
You don't own a smartphone; they own you.
Mine just made a sound that sounded like....derp lol
Do you have a Derp Gun to go with your Derp Phone.
If I told you 20 years ago that you'd own a device that tracks your location and monitors you.... And you will pay to have this device..........
You forgot to mention portable masturbation.If I told you 20 years ago that you'd own a device that tracks your location and monitors you.... And you will pay to have this device..........
Who needs internet when you can play the snake gameI keep trying to surf the net but I think my smartphone is retarded...
You forgot to mention portable masturbation.
and that is not a euphemism for something haha
No, I can't even use it to watch porn eitherWho needs internet when you can play the snake game
No, I can't even use it to watch porn either
How do you charge it seeing as you don't have electricity yet?I do, they only came out in Australia last year!
Kangaroo power. We strap them to treadmills to generate electricity.How do you charge it seeing as you don't have electricity yet?
Nah, they’re usually smarter.Smartphones are only as smart as the person holding it.