Doritos Releases a Boring New Flavor

[PurpleStorm]

LOL I didn't know it existed either. My work will think I'm retarded based on my Google searches.

Reason for vacation. Searched NASCAR Mountain Dew race jacket.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

That's considered extreme flavor for this crew

He needed to do like Trump, and have that one black guy in back sit in the front row, so he can pander for the black vote. "Where's my black guy? There he is!"

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Probably as horrible as deep fried pickles--grossest appetizer I've ever seen on a menu.

I had pickle fries with beer the other night. They were pretty good.

 

[ferrisjso]

For real black,

Of black face??

Honest question

There wasn't a black person in the crowd. It's an exercise to test if you can think for yourself and confidently assert I'm full of shit or if you keep looking in vain for Waldo.

 

[Adamant]

You can only buy this at Sam's Club

I love Cool Ranch, but pickle? BARF!

They should mix their two most popular flavors..... Cool Ranch/Nacho Cheese

 

[kimocomplex]

There wasn't a black person in the crowd. It's an exercise to test if you can think for yourself and confidently assert I'm full of shit or if you keep looking in vain for Waldo.

So... everyone is in blackface

 

[Bushpig]

Whoever came up with wasabi flavour should eat a tidepod.

 

[crabmeat]

Boring? Have you not seen these?

 

[ferrisjso]

So... everyone is in blackface

Lol.

No they're all white people.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Your talking about your Deek right?

Who is Deek?

 

[Pliny Pete]

Your small pecker energy

Oh

 

[mmascene]

They need to bring back the Taco Bell taco supreme flavor.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

well, in Australia they don't even carry cool ranch, let alone tangy pickle. Kinda jealous in a way of the choices you have in junk food. At any given time, we have about 5 Doritos varieties, including plain.

Are ya sure they don't call it something else?
I've seen it labeled as "Cool American" in other countries.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

I love Cool Ranch, but pickle? BARF!

They should mix their two most popular flavors..... Cool Ranch/Nacho Cheese

Yes ,and call it Crotcho Cheese!

 

[Pliny Pete]

Are ya sure they don't call it something else?
I've seen it labeled as "Cool American" in other countries.

 

[BAM]

Are ya sure they don't call it something else?
I've seen it labeled as "Cool American" in other countries.

no, we have had cool ranch in the past, but it's out of the market now.

 

[HaulParris]

You can only buy this at Sam's Club

What flavor of Mountain Dew does it pair best with?

 

[crabmeat]

What flavor of Mountain Dew does it pair best with?

Probably that really strange flavor of Mountain Dew that KFC had.

The peach flavor was so artificial, it tasted like you were drinking a diet soda.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

no, we have had cool ranch in the past, but it's out of the market now.

Oh? So its like...... Climate based?

 

[BAM]

Oh? So its like...... Climate based?

Ranch as a general flavour and condiment doesn't really travel well down under. Not very popular.

Moving away from Doritos, you are more likely to see bbq, sweet chilli, peri peri, and salt & vinegar as condiments or chip flavouring.