Favorite "Seinfeld" show quotes

[Deleted member 460645]

Sorry if this has been done before (I searched and couldn't find anything) but what is your favorite or most memorable Seinfeld quote for you that was on the show?

From a simple "Giddy-up!" to the famous "Not that there's anything wrong with that", what is your personal favorite in the show's history?

Mine would have to be "Here's to feeling good all the time"

 

[weed]

"..like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli".

 

[Deleted member 460645]

"..like an old man returning soup at a deli".

Great one! How could I forget that!?

 

[HARRISON_3]

"And you wanna be my latex salesman."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."

 

[Ares Black]

"And you wanna be my latex salesman."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."

These PRETZELS! Are making me THIRSTY!!!

 

[Henry Swanson]

“Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?”

“Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?”

“Hey we won the worlds series.”

““*pfft** In six games.”

 

[Scrody]

Kramers story about taking over the bus is pretty awesome.

 

[weed]

 

[BADodd06]

"No soup for You! Come back, one year."

 

[EvilDDS]

“HE took it OUT!”


Best move ever!

 

[Henry Swanson]

“I may not LOOK like a Murphy but I ACT like one.”

 

[tru3f4n]

 

[faustian]

When Jerry was dating Newman's ex, Jerry and Elaine were in the diner trying to figure out what she would've seen in Newman. Elaine suggested maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye. Jerry's response:

"There's less. I've looked into his eyes; he's pure evil."

 

[Henry Swanson]

“Jerry I can’t help you. It's like saying to Pavarotti, “Teach me to sing like you.”

“It’s not a lie, if you believe it.”

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

"Men have to do it, its like shaving"

"oh, thats such bologna -- women shave their legs"

"but not everyday!"

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

"ït shrinks?"

"like a frightened turtle''

 

[Robocok]

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

slightly off topic -- did you guys know that before Jerry Stiller, Bernie Sanders (John Randolph) played Frank Costanza?

 

[Henry Swanson]

slightly off topic -- did you guys know that before Jerry Stiller, Bernie Sanders (John Randolph) played Frank Costanza?

Glad they went with Jerry Stiller.

“You saying..you want a piece of me??”

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Glad they went with Jerry Stiller.

“You saying..you want a piece of me??”

"hello frank"

"hello, woman"