Have you ever had REAL marshmallows?

[Aegon Spengler]

You don’t know me

 

[My name is]

I had real banana once it was far better than these shit ones we have these days

 

[rj144]

The last marshmallow plant was destroyed in the Mallow civil war.
It is gone forever

Was it a war between the Marsh and the Mallow?

 

[Don Quixote]

“History of Marshmallow. Marshmallows comefrom the sweet sap of the 'Mallow' Plant that grows in salty marshes near large bodies of water and grow 2 to 4 feet high. The ancient Egyptians used the mallow root for making their candied delicacies for their Gods, Nobility and Pharaohs over 2000 years ago.”

https://www.boyercandies.com/mallo-history.aspx

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Was it a war between the Marsh and the Mallow?

All-Mallow. At first it was international tensions leading to border skirmishes, then the Swampmallows started massing falsely sweet troops while conducting an internal purge of all Marshmallows, building internment camps and roasting them over campfires while singing songs of glorious battle

 

[rj144]

All-Mallow. At first it was international tensions leading to border skirmishes, then the Swampmallows started massing falsely sweet troops while conducting an internal purge of all Marshmallows, building internment camps and roasting them over campfires while singing songs of glorious battle

Seemed like all could have been settled by making Smores... the blending of brown and white with a little cracker too.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

To finally walk into a thread where people aren't busy slinging insults, rather engaged in the free exchange of intelligent discourse is refreshing

 

[Liquid Smoke]

To finally walk into a thread where people aren't busy slinging insults, rather freely engaged in intelligent discourse is refreshing

Piss off clown.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

Piss off clown.

I was fully expecting this so u lose

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Theres nothing mallow about the marsh.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

I was fully expecting this so u lose

I got nothing on this...

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Sxoop out my eyes
Put in marshmallows
Step back, get down
Hit the floor
And put yo weight on it

I got laxer marshmallow eyes
They see right through
Laxer beamies pew pew pew

 

[MikeMcMann]

“History of Marshmallow. Marshmallows comefrom the sweet sap of the 'Mallow' Plant that grows in salty marshes near large bodies of water and grow 2 to 4 feet high. The ancient Egyptians used the mallow root for making their candied delicacies for their Gods, Nobility and Pharaohs over 2000 years ago.”
...

So we make this delicious delicacy for the gods and what shit do the gods then leave us with...

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I just emplaced a falsemallow into the tip of my dick and glued it in place with gorilla goo

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Have you ever had REAL marshmallows?

You mean, like, freshly picked in a marsh?

 

[Lovestorm]

I've only enjoyed the silicone variety. What are real ones like? Are they squishy and bouncy?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You mean, like, freshly picked in a marsh?

You don't pick them, you bob for them like apples

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I've only enjoyed the silicone variety. What are real ones like? Are they squishy and bouncy?

Never had one

 

[Philo-Publius]

Shut up. Everyone knows real marshmallows are unicorn turds.

Real marshmallows.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Real marshmallows.

Boom. Nothing beats a bowl of LC's.