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lol imagine against incredulous cormier.
Someone photoshop Gus on Andre and Cormier being incredulous on the other.
lol imagine against incredulous cormier.
Look he got finished by just a regular body slam okay. It wasn't even like a finishing move. It wasn't the atomic leg drop, stunner, rock bottom, tombstone pile driver.. Nuthin with any real damage whatsoever. It was just the most basic body slam which is only like an E damage move, the lowest it gets, so that slam that insta finished him takes off about the same overall hp from his life bar as something weak like say a baby leg kick from Carlos condit for instance. So Andre has no back which means he probably has no chin either. Weak looking leg kicks and phony Rick flair chops can be as high as a C damage move...if dre got finished by a single e move, This can only mean that Andre the giant would literally get launched into the air knocked completely lights out from me just flicking my index finger. 1 plus 1 is 2.
Heck the Brooklyn brawler has kicked out of worse and yur saying this dre guy would've been good in the big leagues? Please
I bet Andre had the biggest poops ever. Even though they must have been wet, stinky. loose hot messes.
I'd kind of like to see a picture of one. Man, I bet they could smell his dumps a mile away!
just like wwf embellished Andre's height and weight, I'm sure his hands weren't THAT big.
Doesn't have to be piercing as far as I can make out. A big hand will spread the impact over a larger area while a smaller hand swung with the same force and speed would deliver a higher degree of impact to a smaller area - which would conceivably give more knockout power.
Now this is only theory, of course, but it is something to consider. There are probably a lot of other advantages to having big hands (grappeling, durability etc.).
11:50 in the below video. Video of Big Show punching some guy in the face. He broke his jaw.
They had similar builds. Andre was slightly taller and heavier though
12:46 for the actual punch
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That happened very quickly.
Anyone know what the judge's verdict was?
Big hands don't necessarily mean hard punches. Obviously Andre would hit hard but would he have one-punch KO power? No idea.