How old is the oldest virgin you know?

[Tentacle]

This.

I've met a few older church members who are supposed to be virgins. *shrugs*

One of the Sisters at my old church. She died a few years ago. She never banged any man in her life. I find it both incredibly sad and amazing.

My theory is that she was a closet lesbo. Sex only counts when it is between a man and a woman. no romo stuff.

If we don't count lesbians, retards or disfigured women I think quite alot of these older women are liars. I bet most of them fucked some sailor on Victory Day.

Just living 90 years and noone ever tripped with a boner and fell into your vagina is rather unlikely.

 

[ventrue]

I'm 28 and as far as you know I'm a virgin.

Chances are, if you have a Bob Ross (RIP) devil horn avatar, you probably have had teh sex, at least one time.

 

[Mad Villain]

Ummmm... The oldest person I'm close to that's not married is like 26. Pretty sure he is but I don't really know...

 

[Byron Carter]

I knew one at 16, and one at 17.

Neither lasted long.

Oh, this thread is about dudes?


*Exits*

 

[BananaStandMan]

 

[Michaelangelo]

No shame in that ... but if he's awkward he should work on his confidence really .... then go to a hooker

if he's 60 it's a bit late for the confidence thing

 

[odog]

No shame in that ... but if he's awkward he should work on his confidence really .... then go to a hooker

Normally I am against men seeing prostitutes, but in his case I actually hope that he does. I can't imagine going through life without sex.

 

[frye666]

Erm, I know of a few that lived and died as virgins.

 

[kashmir]

I've fucked everyone I know.

So at least 16

Incest is no joke, bro.

 

[Orgasmo]

If you're above 25, it's a little weird.

 

[odog]

He either had a small pee pee, or he is ghey.

He sounds like a pretty sneaky character. He is probably a hardcore ghey, or works a lot of overtime, so he can pay for escorts.

He's just a very awkward guy. No social skills at all. Super nice, but crosses that line of being too nice, and tries too hard to be liked. But no, not gay.

 

[GrindingANARCHY]

There's a few people I know that are saving their self for marriage. They all happen to be males.

I think it's more rare for a woman to be a virgin than a man.
Simply because when you're a woman, there's going to be some, a lot or every guy that's going to try to fuck you.
When you're an man and you're an virgin, it's because you're too much of a bitch to try or for moral purposes.

 

[Humiliation]

I have a friend who's 21 that is and I'm 20 and I still am. Dont really see why any of this is of note though unless TS was bored or something.

 

[td82394]

I'm about to turn 20 this weekend. FML.

 

[Striderxdj]

My aunt died at 71, she was supposedly a virgin, even sofar as never being in a relationship as far as anyone close to her knows. She wasnt even ugly or anything when she was younger (from the pictures ive seen she was actually pretty), she was college educated and the nicest person to family members, but she was fiercely and militantly independent, and had a hellish temper towards people who wronged her or those she cared about. I recall only one time the subject of dating came up and her input was something like "I dont need no damn man telling me what to do or when to do it".

Although considering the fact she would have graduated from college in the 50's, she would have really been out of place for that era.

 

[Roxxo]

I guess me, 25.

I'm not good with people. I do not understand other people. There's some weird disconnect there, when I see another person, how to word this, I guess I don't see them as another person, another conscious being. There's something wrong with me, I will not dispute that.

When it comes to relationships I would like to have them, but they would only ever be one sided. I simply cannot relate to anyone, sure I could fake it, I have before. As far my family knows I really care about them. I don't like hurting people, it doesn't feel "good" to me. Misleading someone into being in a relationship, or just using them for sex, seems wrong.

Besides, the fantasies in my head are good enough for me. Real relationships don't seem worth the effort.

 

[Bebop]

as far as i can confirm, i know a 30 year old. i'm actually pretty sure he's never even kissed anyone.

 

[Roop Holstry]

If you're above 25, it's a little weird.

I better tell my buddy that he has about year.

He never even got it touched by a female.

 

[dawnslayer]

Today I sat next to some ugly girl and while I was having a conversation she would interject and stammer excitedly, sometimes stopping mid sentence when she realized we weren't going to stop talking just because she tried to interject.

I had to make an effort not to simply ignore her and she struck me as a virgin who looked at me and thought "He could be the one!"

not sure how old, early to mid 20s, and not attractive at all, obviously severely lacking in social skills. needless to say i will hit.

 

[Gomezjiujistu]

I'm 28 and as far as you know I'm a virgin.

WTF homie?