I don't know how much longer I can take this

[I Am Legion]

"Hey Marcie, I have a guy that would be perfect for you!"
"Oh Really! Tell me about him!"

"He is 29, and gets drunk and high every day. He also is a chronic masterbator that will pressure you for sex all the time. He is very sensitive and cries all day long".

 

[plataoplombo]

Think of it like this. You can have sex with her any way you want and not feel guilty. Do a little ATM and bounce.

 

[Spounman]

Come to California, leave those dirty hippies in Oregon

 

[kimocomplex]

Biblical advice: don't put your faith in man, man will fail you

Dog advice: fuckthemhoes

 

[blaseblase]

If all your relationships are bad the problem might be you. This is common with women who keep dating assholes. I think you might be the male equivalent of that. Try dating someone you aren't particularly attracted to.