I fought a manlet

BlueCat said:
So there’s a long back story to all of this, but it’s too much to type, I’m kinda lazy. Anyway, back in September my crazy bitter ex girlfriend felt it was necessary to contact my daughters mom on Facebook. Attempting to feed her information that she could use against me in child custody court. All heresay bullshit, but that’s beside the point. So I call my ex to ask her why she did all this & a guy she’s dating gets on her phone running his mouth.

I have a history with this guy. Let me back track a bit. This dude has ran his mouth to me several times & done a lot of stupid shit. He choked my ex one night. And who did she call to come save her? Of course me, but I was out of town. So I got her an Uber. Luckily didn’t have to deal with the drama. Anytime they got into it, I got calls, even from him “come get your girl” lol sometimes he thought we were best buds. Once this idiot threatened to piss on her dads grave & I told her I’d gladly fuck him up for that, along with the other things he’s said & done. Yes I’m Captain Save A Hoe. I was with her 2+ years so I kinda still had feelings for her.

So back to the night I call my ex about her contacting my daughters mom. I call to ask some simple questions & dipshit gets on the phone running his mouth. “Come catch me lacking” all kinds of ghetto shit like that. Sends me his address. He’s about 5’2” & he acts like a wannabe gangster. Pants below his ass. One of those cringey scrubs.

I show up in his parking garage. He lives in a downtown apartment building. Finally he meets me in the garage & he wants to fight away from the security cameras. We walk out front just outside of the parking garage & he sets his phone on a window ledge & starts recording, I think on Facebook live. I’m fairly certain this is a setup & he just wants to sue me. I tell him to look into the camera & say he won’t sue me if I hit him & he actually does it. We get in each others faces for a stare down. I keep telling him to hit me, while pointing to my chin. He refuses to swing. Then he gives me a light push on the shoulder. I say to him “did you just push me” then stick him with a right hook. I thought for sure he would be KO’d unconscious, but he wobbles back a few feet & falls into wall. Then he charges at me for a takedown. His takedown attempt goes no where because he has zero power. I just hold him there & demolish his ribs with uppercuts lol sherdog would be proud if I had this video. So then I throw him to the ground. I was going to end the fight right there, but he takes off running lol for some reason this really pisses me off.

I chase after him through the parking garage & he reaches a door to a stare well. Problem for him is that his key was bent in the fight & it won’t open the door. So I walk up to him, he tell’s me I’m crazy & complains that I ripped his earring out & he’s bleeding. Obviously I don’t care about any of that. I tell him shake my hand & it’s done. He refuses to shake hands so I stick him with another right hook. He turns away from me & bends over lol I guess he’s dazed & this is his attempt to keep his face out of punching range. I’m only trying to punch him in the face at this point, I was dead set on knocking teethe out. So I’m kinda standing to his side & uppercutting him from behind & he’s doing a good job of keeping his face out of range. At this point I decide to choke him. I put him in a standing rear naked choke. Since he’s so short, his feet are literally off the ground while I’m choking. He attempts to utter “ok I’m done” that’s when I realize this choke isn’t tight enough. So I crank down tighter & listen to him gurgling blood. Probably one of the best sounds ever. I start to feel him go limp. Instead of just letting go, I basically suplex his head into the medal door behind me. And this was one of the best feelings ever lol the sound of his head smashing into that door was amazing.

So right after the suplex into the door, here comes the security guard. Now I’m sure this security guard has a history with this guy. I’m pretty sure the guard was watching all of this. I find it hard to believe he just happened to conveniently show up at that moment. The security guards says something, can’t even recall what he said. But I tell the security guard “he told me I’m a bitch, so I told him to make me look like a bitch. Sorry about all that, I’m going home”. Then I start walking to my truck. As I’m walking away, dipshit gets up & he’s still out of it from the beating. He starts reaching in his pocket & the security guard pull out his gun & starts yelling at him to get on the ground. I thought for sure I was about to see him get shot dead, because he was not listening at all. I’m guessing he was just reaching for his key or something, but I don’t know. The guard let him go. I get in my truck, drive past the guard & even stop to apologize one more time & he just waves goodbye lol as I’m driving out, my ex is standing outside where the first scuffle took place. She yells at me “ I’m telling your baby momma about this” lol I tell her “go check on your boy” & give her a nice view of my face & tell her “not one scratch on me”

Since all of this took place, my ex actually beat the shit out of the same guy after he slapped her lol And once again she called me to be Captain Save A Hoe. I’ve also since had a few conversations with the dude I beat up. That’s a long story. He has learned not to run his mouth. I actually respect him for showing up to a fight one on one without any weapons & not trying to sue or press charges. Anyway that’s my story & I know it’s a long read. It would be 10X longer if I touched on all the drama surrounding the situation.
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pre fight selfie confirming that I am indeed in the parking garage ready to go (he thought I was bluffing). And post fight selfie sent to ex gf confirming I came out unscathed. Only other evidence i have is video of manlet running for dear life through parking garage
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Entertaining. Would read again.
I would have administered a couple of numbing leg licks for good measure.
 
Jesus X said:
This dude was throwing rib uppercuts on a smaller man that defies physics he would have to position himself under the guys ribs
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Defies physics? Lol are you pretending to be smart? He was bent over & I had him cliched up with my left arm. Very easy to uppercut. What are you even talking about?
 
Travis Alexander said:
I can’t hate on your actions here TS considering you said he had put hands on your ex in the past, my biggest pet peeve is punk ass dudes that hit women. Good job piecing him up. I avoid street fights these days for fear of being sued since I have a lot to lose at this point in my life.

Although I’ll throw in a oldie but goody from when I fought this guy on a cruise ship for calling my gf at the time a b:mad:tch and pushing her.



I was arrested on board and escorted off ship by police for assault (even though he swung on me first). The charges were dropped since my then gf told the cops that he pushed her to the floor for no reason and she would file assault charges against him. So they ended up calling the situation a wash and let me go after a day.
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I think you got lucky, it looked like he was getting ready to make a move after the 14th uppercut
 
Jesus X said:
OP snitched on himself with those pics he took of the manlet running had he pressed charges or gotten hurt.
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This happened in September. I’ve since talked to the guy several times. We have no issues at all. He’s not pressing charges.
 
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aunshi189 said:
Gets in an argument on the internet. Posts a pic of his homemade warhammer. Someone not to mess with <45>
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I am terrified of the curvy walking stick. I know what a duck penis look likes and how they surprise sex their enemies. Lemur is sending threats that he will take away someone's manhood with it and then they can choose the colorful print for their pine box.

here is a duck penis for reference.
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There's nothing more pathetic than watching two emotional adults so caught up in their feelings that they lose all control of themselves and get into a fight. Win or lose, it makes you look weak and fragile, the total opposite of tough. The older I get the more I cringe at the sight.
 
BlueCat said:
Thanks. Beating up the guy who talked about my 5yr is definitely trophy worthy
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You sound bright.

You'll be able to tell her all about it every second weekend. Congratulations.
 
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