I am not gay and have never considered possibly changing my sexual preference as I love female hips tits buttcheeks and pussy, but, you sir, I just might have to get naked with in a bathtub full of greasy KFC pieces and lick the gravy off of your hairy and (flabby?) body. This thread has brought me to places I thought never before possible, in fact, never before even fathomed. And I know and feel within my soul that it has brought peace to me knowing that I now ultimately understand myself and my true desire. I have, in fact, sir, found the meaning of life after taking this thread in. From now on, for the rest of my days, I consider myself in a time period dubbed "Post KFC Thread Era".
I love you.