I was assaulted by my own sweater today

[Kanuck99]

Whenever I try to wear my wife's clothes, but i cant figure out all the different openings, overlaps, and doodads.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

The real @Clippy would never use a word like aglet, this is an impostor!

 

[MixMartialFarts]

Imagine the damage this sweater could of done!

Thats not even the absolute sweater of ultimate victory you crazy asshole. See @Loiosh earlier post for reference you dufus.

 

[Rygu]

Sounds like a hate crime according to Trudeaunomics, unless you're white.

Herr Trudeau should probaby be notified.

 

[minute bull]

Have you been Frank Trigg this entire time? CTE would explain some things.

 

[irish_thug]

ITT posters google "aglet"

 

[JabToucher]

Thats not even the absolute sweater of ultimate victory you crazy asshole. See @Loiosh earlier post for reference you dufus.

 

[STRYDG]

So everyone seems to have replied to this story normally but am i the only one that struggled to read it? I get what happened but the bits leading up to this "assault" were fucking odd.