If You Were A Fighter, What Would Be Your Nickname?

[KYS]

Lockhard the GOAT

 

[LockardTheGOAT]

Lockhard the GOAT

People almost always get my name wrong. Lockard, not Lockhard. No H.

 

[Jbulldog1x]

In honor of my eldest son's favorite movies...

SHARKNADO

 

[froggyluv]

Mitten 4th avenue ... wtf?

Sounds like that uppity Manhattanite high society porn

 

[MiroHa]

Pitbull

 

[JohnMandick]

"The Librarian"

 

[Just Creed]

"Baby penis"

 

[Black Paladin]

The formula is:
A.Whats was your 1st pets name
+
B. What was the first street you lived on
=
... Sir Garfield!

..oh wait thats the porn name formula :/

Charlie Tarbell

 

[J0N0]

Condom Depot

 

[MacGregor]

The ghost

 

[The Schmoop]

1.) Gimpy
2.) Large Dark Nipples
3.) Fuego
4.) Cake Farts
5.) Scott Peterson
6.) Rex Holes

 

[Vergilius]

Daddy Long Legs.

I wouldn't shave 'em either - maximum friction, baby.

 

[SenseiJim]

Cunnalingus
Or
The cunt .. maybe the twat

Basically i want to offend ppl

 

[Terpizzle]

Jewish Hammer

 

[SenseiJim]

Btw i am very impressed with the responses to this thread. Thanks for the laughs sherbros/cucks

 

[CanMMAfan84]

Panic Button

 

[StoneWT]

Tectonic or Shark Tank.

 

[UFC=Pride]

The shockmaster

 

[Championstuff]

The Shart

 

[Quebec Nick]

The muscle shark