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Long story short, I'm getting 10 days in jail for drunkenly & post-brain op amnesically headbutting stitches into the first illegal immigrant then RNCing the second illegal unconscious last fall in a plea to Misdemeanor Battery x 2.
I'll avoid a subsequent Disorderly Conduct for having to pin and headbutt/bite thumb to the bone a patron who was hitting the Aryan Nation felon co-bouncer who was hitting his friend, at the expense of my badly needed job itself.
(The ex-Nazi other bouncer (who'd quit afterwards) and the 2 patrons were the others charged with Disorderly Conduct, no clue what they've done about it)
Tips?
UPDATE: Judge & prosecutor just dropped everything but 2 yrs supervised/no bars or booze probation + 16 hrs community svc today after he and prosecutor read my latest neurologist's letter. Merry Friday everybody! Thank you for your humor and wisdom!
I'll avoid a subsequent Disorderly Conduct for having to pin and headbutt/bite thumb to the bone a patron who was hitting the Aryan Nation felon co-bouncer who was hitting his friend, at the expense of my badly needed job itself.
(The ex-Nazi other bouncer (who'd quit afterwards) and the 2 patrons were the others charged with Disorderly Conduct, no clue what they've done about it)
Tips?
UPDATE: Judge & prosecutor just dropped everything but 2 yrs supervised/no bars or booze probation + 16 hrs community svc today after he and prosecutor read my latest neurologist's letter. Merry Friday everybody! Thank you for your humor and wisdom!
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