Not just any monkey - it was his own pet and a barbary macaque. Wow a monarchy brought down by a monkey.King Alexander of Greece was killed by a monkey bite in 1920. The monarchy collapsed not long after.
Not just any monkey - it was his own pet and a barbary macaque. Wow a monarchy brought down by a monkey.King Alexander of Greece was killed by a monkey bite in 1920. The monarchy collapsed not long after.
Unhinged humans are some of the most vicious creatures there are. Anyway, Mr monkey wouldn't even be able to sell the fight, fuck him.Humans can fight dirty too. In a life or death scenario I'm gonna be poking eyes and kicking balls.
Would you be able to bite off a monkey's scalp and tear it off to the bone though? You can see it at 7.17 of the Rogan video.
It would be like UFC 1 all over again.There's a lot of old data out there.
Modern science says Chimps are 1,5 times stronger than humans.
So chimps have a max of 195 pounds of human strength
- max 5 feet
- max 130 pounds
- smaller reach
- Mind and fight training of a 5 year old, super aggressive though.
Chimps go at you and start throwing left and right, but punching technique is like kids.
Mean teeth and leathery skin though.
They would have a problem to reach a grown fighters head with significant power though.
Not sure about their cardio either with twice as many fast twitch muscle and no training.
Against a UFC lightweight at out of competition weight of 172
I could see the human utilizing eyepokes with superior height and reach and attacking the balls at close.
Of course the fighter would go out of that fight severly injured. No question there.
Does he not get paid 100m dollars to chat about this kind of shit? Crazy
The danger I think is though that people think they will do these things, but then actually when it comes to it they don't. So a lot of Bullshido is based on the idea that people will eyepoke or groin strike a trained MMA fighter. But how can you know we'll be good at it if we've never practised it in a live fighting environment? I'm not suggesting you here as obviously you have bar fight experience but most people will never have bitten someone's face or gouged at their eyes.If my life was on the line I would do anything to survive. Anyone would. But that's an extremely rare scenario. I think that's what Rogan is missing here.
I've gotten in bar fights with strangers and never felt I needed to literally kill the other person to make it out alive. If you lose, they maybe kick you while you're down, but someone is there to break it up. As humans existing in a civil society, we take it easy on each other, even when we beat the crap out of each other.
A monkey doesn't know any better. Once they are in a fight, all they are thinking about is survival. I doubt Rogan has ever been in a life or death scenario if he thinks a 35 lb monkey is his greatest threat.
There's a lot of old data out there.
Modern science says Chimps are 1,5 times stronger than humans.
So chimps have a max of 195 pounds of human strength
- max 5 feet
- max 130 pounds
- smaller reach
- Mind and fight training of a 5 year old, super aggressive though.
Chimps go at you and start throwing left and right, but punching technique is like kids.
Mean teeth and leathery skin though.
They would have a problem to reach a grown fighters head with significant power though.
Not sure about their cardio either with twice as many fast twitch muscle and no training.
Against a UFC lightweight at out of competition weight of 172
I could see the human utilizing eyepokes with superior height and reach and attacking the balls at close.
Of course the fighter would go out of that fight severly injured. No question there.
I had a friend get jumped when I lived in the city. His 35-40 pound pitbull dragged one of them up and down the street like he was a child.Many fighting pitbulls are in the 35lb region. Wouldn't be a fun fight.
The honey badger and Wolverine would like to speak with you.
Not sure about badgers so I won't talk out my ass about them, but humans can beat Wolverine's in fights. It would be very painful, but humans are really big animals.
Wolverine's are famous because they are ferocious not because they kill humans (wolverine's have never killed, or even bothered to fight humans despite popular belief).
Most people are sane and never punched or kicked something weighing only 30 pounds, but I'd imagine it wouldn't look pretty for the little guy, even if they were all muscle. If you kicked a dog with all your might in its face it would get knocked the f out.