Media Jon Jones celebrates 60 days of sobriety

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Everything about this dude is an act. He’s completely phony.


He says the devil is like a lion as he has a lion as his AV. the guy is not right.

 

[Last Falconry]

two things I know for certain about Jon Jones is that he is a fucking idiot, and he loves drugs. Those two things aren't necessarily related but one doesn't help the other

 

[Sickbro69420]

I support anyone with substance use disorder making a committed change. The years will pass and Jon will have to face the cold reality of his actions. It's not too late to make it right.

 

[WHITEBELT JESUS]

Just keep him from Bentley’s, Corvettes, Cocaine, Alcohol, Strippers, PED’s, and Vegas.

Jon will be just fine.

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

Sober ? Hmmmm

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Lol!

“hey I’ve stopped smoking cigarettes”

“that’s great”

“yeah I’ve switched to cigars”

 

[TriangleMonkey]

Sober ? Hmmmm

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Weeds not a drug

You ever suck dick for marijuana?

LoLoLoL

 

[eighterumg5]

Well done to him.

Stay classy people.

he deserves everything people are gonna say

 

[Ghostoftheville]

I knew somebody would point that out

 

[neandertal]

The transformation is amazing, you can really tell by his twitter-action.

Spoiler

/s

 

[javjacob]

Only an idiot would believe anything this compulsive liar says.

 

[pamirec]

I hope he ain’t lying.

 

[NickDiaz]

Weeds not a drug

You ever suck dick for marijuana?

LoLoLoL

 

[Diktaattori]

Go get some fans Jon!

 

[TriangleMonkey]

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[rstringer]

Bs, don't buy it, he doesn't believe it either otherwise he would shut the fuck up about it and just pull through.

Problem is his rotten character which is causing his substance abuse and not the other way around.

 

[Tornikidou]

 

[Doughie99]

You need Jesus

Jon needs Jesus, so much so that Nirvana sang a song for Jon, originally by the Vaselines (lyrics modified a bit) :


Jesus, don't want him for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are never made like he
Don't expect him to cry
For all the reasons he had to lie
Don't ever ask his love of UFC
Don't expect him to cry
Don't expect him not to lie
Don't expect him to die for UFC...


& for those that need the melody......here's the song as sung by Kurt Cobain & Co... :
Original Nirvana Unplugged Live version for MTV, November 1993, NYC :

 

[Morris88]

This is number one bullshit

 

[GOAT]

60 days since physically assaulting a woman of sobriety.

 

[Serge421]

Your career could've been over when u hit that pregnant lady. Lol not now.

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