News Jon Jones has been arrested (Jon Jones reports this as Fake News)

[Blanqa Blanqua]

They thought the messiah had been killed, but he arose amongst his disciples at his daughter's volleyball game.

 

[TCE]

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Lol never seen this before. Which fight was this?

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

lol a death threat as an adult can have serious consequences.

His hands are registered as lethal weapons, and eye pokers

 

[nonoob]

Source?

 

[10000yearsold]

I am shocked at how unsurprising this all is. How the mighty have fallen.

Pretty normal Jon jones stuff honestly. Jones has two modes: amazing and disappointing.

 

[Prince Nephilim]

At least he didn’t beat a hooker while drunk and high or drive drunk into a school bus…as a Jones fan, I think we dodged a bullet with this one

 

[Ballsaque]

No.

Yes.

 

[MDoza]

Believe all women

 

[italiamusica]

I think most of us saw this coming, dude is a piece of shit.

 

[BOTTICELLI]

jon jones did ok in the UFC

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

At least he didn’t beat a hooker while drunk and high or drive drunk into a school bus…as a Jones fan, I think we dodged a bullet with this one

Remember when he let a few shots off outside a strip club at about dawn?

This may or may not have been the night he was charged with battery of a stripper.

Edit:
Actually I think this was two seperate incidences, but don't have time to check right now.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

jon jones did ok in the UFC

It's outside of the UFC that he has struggles

 

[mirko>anyone]

Yes.

Implyes

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Being a Jones fan means you're constantly waiting for his next fuck up

 

[BabyBlue_Bomber]

sample provided




The bottom of this is her actual report, the small black on white text ^

Her name is Crystal?!

That explains it!

I dated a Crystal before (and a Christel). They were both toxic she-devils. It’s no wonder Jones said what he said!

She was probably out taking pee samples from other guys without him knowing…

And one of those guys she took a pee sample from was one of his best friends…

And then he found out after the fact that she liked their pee samples more than his pee sample…

And when she told him she was out with her friends at Dave n Busters, she was actually out getting pee samples from multiple fighters at the same time…

And then his friends showed him pictures of what happened that night. Her smiling and covered in pee samples…

If it was anyone else, the whole thing would have happened without incident!

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Mods, please change the thread title to reflect the truth that Jon has NOT been arrested.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Mods, please change the thread title to reflect the truth that Jon has NOT been arrested.

Someone posted that it was a technical arrest - a digital one.

A bit like a TKO I guess lol

 

[big franklin]

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Jon has not been arrested

 

[DapperDave]

Jon Jones did ok in ufc

There was one guy who beat him by absorbing strikes.
I can't remember the rest. I think Jones fought like seven more times and never lost?