Lit my backyard grill and 2 rats ran out of it

[Winter-John]

Funny. Some fucking asshole set fire to my house yesterday.

It was probably Conor

 

[Benny Viper]

It would've tasted like chicken if you actually had rat. This really feels like common knowledge. If rats are cooked at 450 degrees for 20 mins then they come out looking like something your momma made after church.

 

[gspieler]

I'd throw out the grill.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Score!! Rat meat is always best on the grill.

Could be worse, some dude I know had a python living in his grill lol

SoFL living. My brother had one find it's way into his car hood/engine once, it had died tho by the time he found it, his car was actually running fine lol.

 

[I Am Legion]

Happened to me this fall. My town has been over run. A Spanish family was squatting in a house in the neighborhood and brought rats in their boxes from when they squatted in an abondoned building in Brooklyn. My idiot neighbors were trying to recycle garbage in their garden so then I got them. I have killed plenty.

 

[Goonerview]

Chuck the grill.

If the rats defacated or urinated on the grill and you eat from it, it could kill you.

Buy some dogs, cats or mink to keep the rats away.

 

[Raiman]

Do you think Rats wont find the grill in your garage? Because they will.

 

[mushishi]

A good reason to always wear boots. I fucking hate rats.

What if the rat is in your boot?

 

[Legumes]

Something that might help you out: https://www.cdc.gov/rodents/cleaning/index.html

 

[Scrody]

What if the rat is in your boot?

Uppercuts

 

[UL]

damn

i was going to use mine tomorrow

now i might do some ufc moves on it and run away and come back 5 minutes later when they have ran away after being disturbed

 

[JSN]

There are protein contaminants that are destroyed at 1500 degrees. Your grill cannot kill those.

I doubt the rats in his grill had mad cow disease.

 

[Sir Galahad]

In some 3rd world countries rats are a delicacy.

 

[TSO]

I doubt the rats in his grill had mad cow disease.

You let me scare people in peace.

 

[Mike]

That's why you keep a couple of these little homies around.

A couple of these for the house:

They're like totally adorbs too, so win win.

 

[Mike]

Also we live in the desert, and we've found dead scorpions and black widow spiders shrivelled in random corners.


For roughly ten pound animals their killing skills are insane.

 

[Brofessor]

LOL this is an awesome video!

 

[volodya]

Could be worse, some dude I know had a python living in his grill lol

Good way to keep the rats in check imo

 

[Nesk]

Dude - Check out Mousetrap Mondays on YouTube. Hours and hours of fun.

Yeah I love his videos. My favorites are those two...

 

[Oeshon]

Dude - Check out Mousetrap Mondays on YouTube. Hours and hours of fun.

I found these videos oddly fascinating and ended up watching a bunch of mouse trap videos.