Can you tell us a story about how things went haywire when your buddy Slobaknob tried to tip?
I am glad you asked.
When
@Slobodan was on a date earlier this year with what he thought was a woman, they went to a small place, with live candles and a staff wearing ties.
Slobodan had been saving up for a long time to invite this woman, well what he thought was a woman out on a date, this was his big moment.
The music was romantic and the food delicious.
It could not go any better... It was close to a home run.
But then... then the staff came with the bill and demanded a 20% tip.
Growing up in Albania Slobodans family ran a small pizzeria
It had a basement where weird stuff happened. So weird it made the internet as a NYC pizzeria.. but thats another story.
Slobodan had never received a tip when working the counter in the family pizzeria. Which says a lot about his service...
Later they had to flee from Albania and ended up in Turkey or was it Australia or Austria? I can never really remember.
Slobodan joined a gang that sold meth and counterfeit dog food.
It was actually BigMacs they blended and then baked in the oven.
Some really nasty shit, gave the dogs diarrhea.
anyway when he saw the bill and the tip he got really upset.
But he could not lose face in front of his date, that he thought was a woman.
So he paid the bill and the 20% tip. Then he went home logged on Sherdog and handed out yellow cards left and right.
His date went on to win Miss Netherlands
true story